Sleaford Mods - Joke Shop Lyrics
[Intro]
I don't wanna
I don't want to
[Verse 1]
Better I got away then
No time for the joke
You'd think after all these years
That fire should have had smoke
[?] bad job
No point taking off
You'd t...
Sleaford Mods - Flipside Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Flipside speaks
It's a banner for the TV picks
Ya get the ready daytime sheets
And the answers blow a horn beep beep
Flipside speaks
[?]
Graham Coxon looks like a left-wing Boris Johnson
The [?] are breathing ...
Sleaford Mods - Rollatruc Lyrics
He said how many baskets did you put on that pallet?
I said about 28
He said well I just counted 15, mate
He said how many baskets did you put on that pallet?
I said about 28
He said well I just counted 15, mate
Well that&...
Sleaford Mods - Live Tonight Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Gig you into the fucking ground I'm not moaning man I
Like the smell of mist on curbs near the beer garden at
Night, pedestrian walk ways, well if the council want a
No traffic zone that's sound mate, good with m...
Sleaford Mods - Middle Men Lyrics
The metropolis of discontent and lost dreams
Benson and messes and denim jeans
I'm gutted
I didn't think y'would
Fly-tippin' down at The Sherwood
The clink of strong drink
Racing green paint
Crack
Victori...
Sleaford Mods - Fear Of Anarchy Lyrics
The concrete, as dry as it seems
It ain't no different to the freedom you dream
Don't give me this like your nitty tat-tat
The street light at night conformation is that
What does it take to make it all wrong?
Why don...
Tacocat - The Joke Of Life Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I can only say how it felt to me
Irony falls short of the real thing
The joke is that the joke is already a joke
Forgot to put the name on the envelope
[Pre-Chorus]
No space left in between
When the pros and the c...
SOPHIE - Faceshopping Lyrics
[Chorus 1: Mozart's Sister]
My face is the front of shop
My face is the real shop front
My shop is the face I front
I'm real when I shop my face
[Verse 1: SOPHIE]
Artificial bloom
Hydroponic skin
Chemical releas...
The Wombats - Record Shop Lyrics
Childbirth - I Only Fucked You As A Joke Lyrics
I only fucked you as a joke
I only fucked you as a joke
I hope I'm not pregnant
'Cause I don't wanna have a kid
I don't wanna be your girlfriend
I don't wanna be your friend
I only fucked you as a joke
Yo...
Morgan King - Sex Shop Lyrics
We don't need to fight,
Ease the pressure,
Pull my thread undone,
I will follow,
Let passion thrive,
Primal people,
Colour the mind,
Life in every hue,
Find them in the Cube,
Sex shop
I'm a sex shopper
I&#...
Sleaford Mods - When You Come Up To Me Lyrics
[Verse 1]
If you don't want to stay and
If you don't want them to question you
Lay him on his side, don't [?] while
Eyes roll back to bone and the mouth is blue
Maybe it's the way we feel and
I wanna love the...
Sleaford Mods - Gallows Hill Lyrics
[Verse 1]
The horizontal path and [?] signs
When the cars race to the top next to the narrow lights
The door on the left, it's the windmill's choice
[?] where the pimps kill girls and boys
[Verse 2]
No mention of th...
Sleaford Mods - 2 Years Lyrics
[Chorus]
Whatcha do that for
You are
I said whatcha fuckin'
You [?]!
[Verse 1]
Had enough of [?]
Had enough of rocker
[?]
Had enough of prostitutes looking destitute
In the back of a scabby taxi
Squeezing up fo...
Church & AP - Knock Knock Lyrics
Sleaford Mods - Five Pound Sixty Lyrics
I left downtown in unwashed jeans
Chewin' off his ear in the plastic screen
We race by mate, I got notes
I got a high-pitched chirping throat
Five pound sixty get me by
Five pound sixty don't know why
Five pound six...
Sleaford Mods - PPO Kissing Behinds Lyrics
Plenty people outside
tellin' you that you don't need it
Plenty people outside
tellin' you that you don't need it
But you will, and you do, and you always will
Plenty people outside
tellin' you that you ...
Sleaford Mods - Messy Anywhere Lyrics
I get sick of what the pointer said
That we had money and got easily fed
I see the country like you just don't get
You're stuck in moments that have grown out of themselves
First it's this then it moves onto that
...
Sleaford Mods - Teacher Faces Porn Charges Lyrics
When I walk home
I think about you
I sit down to dinner
I think about you
Teacher faces porn charges
It's cold, really cold
The 75 steps take me to the top of the hill
I can see the whole city, neon, green and blue
B...
Sleaford Mods - O.B.C.T Lyrics
[Verse]
You know the fakes will always bite
Whenever you go throw the line
Fishing
[?]
All draped in sponsorships
And [?] self-worth
Like me
You know the fakes who hide behind
The little miffs that like to chime for '...
Sleaford Mods - Tarantula Deadly Cargo Lyrics
[Chorus]
Alien mum dropping lethal cargo on the ship
Tarantula deadly cargo, it's bent it
Alien dad dropping lethal cargo in the ship
Tarantula deadly cargo, it's bent it
[Verse 1]
Alien mum examined me
It's ...
Boniface - It's A Joke Lyrics
Sleaford Mods - Jason Stop Wanking Lyrics
[... You're so fuckin' lame Jason. Stop wanking.]
I wanna get away from this Fred Perry bollocks
But I just can't adjust
I don't feel I shatter
I'm a piece of junk
I'm made out of rust
And the sh...
Sleaford Mods - Six Horsemen (The Brixtons) Lyrics
It's the Six Horsemen
And they live in South London
They're so outrageous
They bin doing drugs for ages
The Brixtons, are trying so hard
To be on top of their chaos
The bingo culture - where have you been?
These b...
Iron Reagan - A Joke A Fraud A Fake Lyrics
I've known some selfish fucks but your face points its blame
An egotistical, know-it-all self-proclaimed
Head held high like you're God's gift to man
But you're crammed with ridiculous thoughts
Simple minded spam
Spent ...
Sleaford Mods - Swarfega Lyrics
There's a man over there with yellow in his hair
He thinks he's better than me
I'm gonna bang him out when there's no one about
At the end of the shift on the end of line three
Doctor Spock
Vulcan Death Ray
...
Sleaford Mods - Cunt Make It Up Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You cunt make it up
Select deep roads channeled, iced gems but code
What do you buy a ticket for you twat?
You tried to make a point out of what? You sack
I saw ya fucking shit singer
Trying to look like he was studyin...
A Girl Called Eddy - Charity Shop Window Lyrics
Sleaford Mods - The Corgi Lyrics
The corgi - the Palace gets it right
The corgi - it's always warm at night
The corgi - the driveway and the range
The corgi
Mighty old times where will we be
Trench foot horror they overtake me
The yellow mist falls, oh ...
Madonna - Body Shop Lyrics
With all these curves we might need to have the brakes looked at So pop the hood and see what's good I need a toolin' man My precious love I'm on a roll but my transmission's blown I heard a thump and then a knock
I hea...
Sleaford Mods - Bambi Lyrics
This song's about drones and watercannons
1 -2-3-4!
What ya telling people you're old for?
Are you that bothered about it?
Ya in the pop star market
Oh yea I forgot
Ya big mates used to skate
Thrasher magazine
...
Levi Carter - Set Up Shop Lyrics
[Intro]
I think I've been in the trap, I think you niggas is wack
I think my ex is a joke, I think you bitches is hoes
I think that you know
I think she knows what I'm on
I think she knows that I'm gone, I'm ou...
Sleaford Mods - Tweet Tweet Tweet Lyrics
I get a shaky start to Tuesday
Sweat stains on bus windows
I don't want ruin my coat but
That's just the way it goes
'Cheer up you fuckin' bastard!”
That's all I heard him say
St George's flag on ...
Heave Blood & Die - Wealth Is Nothing Lyrics
Some things live and some things die
Wealth is nothing but a joke
Rot, rust, die
Wealth is nothing but a joke
Can I hear you scream
Can I leave you cold
Rot, rust, die
Wealth is nothing but a joke
Lessons learned...
Sleaford Mods - Carlton Touts Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Why they got tellies in pubs?
Keep us munched on second-hand grub
Second-hand tales, I'm fired up
Two pints for a fiver, crook
What's me: am I a tortoise or a cuddly bear?
When life isn't anything '...
Sleaford Mods - No One's Bothered Lyrics
[Refrain]
Oh no, we're charming
Oh no, self harming
[Chorus]
We range the view, we do
Dead will fall, no one's bothered
You're trapped, me too
Alienation, no one's bothered
No one's bothered
...
Sleaford Mods - Cuddly Lyrics
[Verse 1]
(I had, I had)
I had an organic chicken it was shit
As the day played out in the evenings pit
Homeowner man, I'm a family guy
Brex-City roller we do and still die
Less than zero, flat in the head
Lobbing up drug...
Sleaford Mods - Time Sands Lyrics
[Intro]
You said what?
Fuck, no
No, fuck off
I ain't fucking paranoid
Let's go back to corridors of mine and also yours
Where the dust lays on the shelf in this the quiet hell
Of cigarettes and trains and plast...
Sleaford Mods - Police ! Stop ! Lyrics
I think you're being choosy
put you on the spot
talk to me about tunes again
I'm gonna slap you in the gob
You got the thingy flowin'
you can hardly see the bar
you talk to me about tunes again
I'm gonna...
Element Of Crime - I Started a Joke Lyrics
I started a joke
Which started the whole world crying
But I didn't see
That the joke was on me
Oh, no
I started to cry
Which started the whole world laughing
Oh, if I'd only seen
That the joke was on me
I looked at the skies
Run...