Sleaford Mods Jason Stop Wanking Lyrics

[... You're so fuckin' lame Jason. Stop wanking.]

I wanna get away from this Fred Perry bollocks
But I just can't adjust
I don't feel I shatter
I'm a piece of junk
I'm made out of rust
And the shaking car won't start
In the dead grand canyon, dead grand canyon
Shaking car won't start
In the dead grand canyon, dead grand canyon
I just can't adjust
I just can't adjust
I just can't adjust
I just can't adjust

[repeat x 2]

[fuck me]

Cheryl Cole is a victim
But she don't know it yet
In five years time when Ashley's
Playing for Bournemouth
She'll be fucking Gary Barlow... and smoking glue
Fucking Gary Barlow and smoking glue
Fucking Gary Barlow and smoking glue
Fucking Gary Barlow and smoking glue
Fucking Gary Barlow and smoking glue