Upchurch - Skit (Chicken Willie) Lyrics
[Skit: Country Guy 1, Country Guy 2, Upchurch, & OId Man]
God damn bird
God damnit your family will
Hey man, shut your mouth, God, you ain't done nothing but bitch
[Unintelligible]
You lost, motherfucker, you just lost
...
Upchurch - Skit (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo, Upchurch & Crazy Old Man]
*Coughing*
Oh man, uh I think we lost him though
Lets get a pinch
He ain't comin'
He's fat ass can't run up that hill haha
Where we at anyway
Uh man, I actually k...
Upchurch - Skit 2 (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo & Upchurch]
Ryan, Ryan *scream*
Drop Out, Drop Out
Where you at homie?
I fell in this hole back here
Aight dog I'm comin' I'm comin'
Ryan, I know this hole dog, get down
Go down
Down?
D...
Upchurch - J-Town Speaks Lyrics
[Skit]
HaaaaHaHaHaHaHaHa
That ain't no damn country shit, God bless America
If that was country shit then Taylor Swift's Patsy Cline
She's definitely not Patsy Cline, she's like a confused Lady Gaga or some shit ...
Upchurch - Intro (Skit) Lyrics
[Intro]
I'm Upchurch
I was born in Nashville, Tennessee and raised on the outskirts. Times have changed in the city of neons nowadays
Where I'm from, we're the listeners to the Music City tunes. Because we hardly ever g...
Upchurch - Intro (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Upchurch, Cambo & Crazy Old Man]
Do you know where we're at?
Yeah, man. Listen what we gotta do is going around this fence, around the back of this house, then we're like 200 yards from the house, we're good. S...
Upchurch - Struggle Phone Call Lyrics
[Skit: Struggle Jennings & Upchurch]
I spent so much of my life trying to take care of other people, worrying about every body else
And I really had a distorted sense of beliefs, you know, 'cause the way I raised
I believed i...
Upchurch - Intro (Chicken Willie) Lyrics
[Upchurch]
Hey, move your truck behind the barn, yeah
Hey, make sure that gates locked
We can't have nobody fuckin' driving back here
That's god dang jail time, dude
Come on, get your shit together...
Upchurch - River Rat Defined (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
River rat, a river rat, hehe, a river rat in Cheatham County is, like, if you're from the Harpeth side of Cheatham County across the river. You be calling the motherfuckers on the Ashland City side a river rat, it was kinda li...
Upchurch - Without You Lyrics
[Verse 1: Upchurch & Rizzi Myers]
Without you
I wouldn't drink so much
I wouldn't be at a hole in the wall
Puttin' holes in the wall with fire in my veins
Without you
I wouldn't be staying up
Pacing bac...
King Iso - Pride (Skit) Lyrics
King Iso - Thank You (Skit) Lyrics
King Iso - Gluttony/Greed (Skit) Lyrics
Skit lyrics - Late Nights Lyrics
(Note: This skit has multiple voices speaking at once so some unclear speech will have inevitably be omitted from this transcription)
[0:00-0:03]
I wanna rap, woah, ok
[0:04-0:14]
I go, you go, I go, you go...
Ok, ok, ok ,ok...
Upchurch - Hank Hill Lyrics
[Intro: Various YouTube Reaction Creators]
"Upchurch done blessed us with another one"
"It's Upchurch time, y'all, I'll fuck with Upchurch the long way, um, until I don't fuck with him no more"
...
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
*shot*
Thank you!
*Eminem running*
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
*car stop working*
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking kidding me...
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
[shot]
Thank you!
[Eminem running]
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
[car stop working]
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking...
Upchurch - No One Lyrics
[Verse 1: Upchurch]
My whole life is on camera, shit, I wake up to a lens
As my fame steady climbs, I'm just increasin' in friends
Yeah, I go on the states and only come out at night
I ride around alone because I trust nob...
Eminem - Key (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
Ha ha, hol' up
What is that? Oh
Is that a key in my pocket?
Or am I just happy to see
The hot chicks that are here for me and only me
Cause I am the cause, the cause meaning cousin
Meaning stemming back to bro
Ca...
Curren$y & Smoke DZA - Skit 2 Lyrics
Upchurch - Down In The Holler Lyrics
[Intro]
Let the BandPlay, let the BandPlay
Church, Church, Church, Church, haha
(Church)
[Chorus: Justin Adams]
When the shit goes down way out in the holler (In the holler)
Gonna sit and watch that moonshine drip from the co...
Audio Push - Intro (The Throwaways) Lyrics
[Skit]
It's a person bro, relax
This mic is so shitty
Relax man, relax
Alright, four songs, about fifteen to twenty minutes
The Throwaways
Let's jam...
Kevin Abstract - Dad Lyrics
[Skit]
Q Money - Intro Lyrics
Fukkit - Intro Lyrics
W.C. - Fake Niggas (Skit) Lyrics
Upchurch - Blah Blah Lyrics
[Chorus: Upchurch]
I'll be ridin' down to the yellas flash, no title in the glove box
That thing in someone elses name, the safety of that blah blah
I stay on my block block, bitches know I rock rock
When I hit the stage a...
CB - Intro (Skit) Lyrics
Tory Lanez - Keisha's Intro (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
Tory: Yeah, it was like that, I was out. Ayo Uno, make this left right here
Tory's Friend: I got you. Wait, you goin' to Yvette's house?
Tory: No I'm not goin' to Yvette's house, my nigga
Tory's Fri...
W.C. - 187 Um Burgers (Skit) Lyrics
Ghostface Killah - News Report (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
News alert, police wanna find those responsible for murdering
Looking for four individuals, they say three of them kicked in the door
The other was driving the getaway car
The jewel heist right here in New York City, up to te...
CB - Ride Out (Skit) Lyrics
[Interlude]
*Tyres screeching*
Get out of here
Let's go follow him
They're going all the way
*Gunshots*...
Snoop Dogg - Thank You Lord (Intro) Lyrics
[Skit: Snoop Dogg, Chris Bolton]
Church say amen. (Amen!) Can everyone please open up your bibles and turn to the chapter of love?
I just want to say
We thank you lord
I just want to say
Thank you lord
And for all the things that you have ...
Upchurch - Keep It Country Lyrics
[Intro: Bubba Sparxxx]
Raise hell and eat cornbread, bitch
Upchurch and Bubba K bitch
[Chorus: Upchurch]
I don't listen to Drake, I'm goin' huntin'
Got them .35 Mickey T's hummin'
And I'm si...
Upchurch - Bulletproof Lyrics
[Intro]
I'm bulletproof
I'm bulletproof, aww
[Verse 1: Upchurch]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm bulletproof baby, skin tougher than some kevlar
Me and my buddies going muddin' in a small car
Gimme a Sawzall and...
Woodie Smalls - Confession Skit Lyrics
Upchurch - The Tennessean Lyrics
[Intro: Upchurch]
Church
Struggle
[Verse 1: Upchurch]
Damn I feel like Elvis Presley dog, paparazzi poppin' shit
So many flashes in my face, I fell off in a diamond pit
I'm drippin' sweat from all my shows, and...
M.I.A. - Boom Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Brown gal, brown gal
Turn your shit down
You know America don't wanna hear your sound
Boom boom jungle music
Go back to India
With your crazy shit, you're bumming up the area
Looking through your Instagram
Look...
Juice WRLD - Betrayal (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
[laughing]
Hello? Oh my God
I know this ain't you calling me again
Oof, ooh my God
Yeah, yeah, it's cool [laughing]
Hello? What in the fuck did I tell you about calling me?
You found out 'bout who?
Yeah, I bet you did ...
Chance The Rapper - Our House (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit: Woman & Little Girl]
Hello?
Yeah, girl, I'm still at this damn wedding
I know, I know
Shit, divorces don't even take this long
Hey, slow down
Ooh, hold on, girl, let me call you back
Ahh, they ...