Upchurch - River Rat Defined (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
River rat, a river rat, hehe, a river rat in Cheatham County is, like, if you're from the Harpeth side of Cheatham County across the river. You be calling the motherfuckers on the Ashland City side a river rat, it was kinda li...
Upchurch - Deep Inside The Stix Lyrics
[Intro]
Church
Let the BandPlay, let the BandPlay, let the BandPlay
Cheatham County, Cheatham County
[Verse 1]
Who who who the fuck am I, I'm the king of the hick shit
Boss of what I wanna be, accepted in all sticks
Ye...
Upchurch - Vibes Lyrics
[Intro]
All I need is vibes
All I need is vibes
Let the BandPlay
Cheatham County AC ya bitch
Yeah, all I need is vibes
[Chorus]
Rollin' through these county streets
I wonder what there is to see
If they could tell ...
Upchurch - Cheatham County Lyrics
[Intro]
Man, these boys think they got me, ha ha
You ain't got shit son
I'm the Lane Frost of this shit
So bring ya ass on then
(Hell yeah)
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm on my country boy shit hillbilly like it's Bev...
Upchurch - Keep It Country Lyrics
[Intro: Bubba Sparxxx]
Raise hell and eat cornbread, bitch
Upchurch and Bubba K bitch
[Chorus: Upchurch]
I don't listen to Drake, I'm goin' huntin'
Got them .35 Mickey T's hummin'
And I'm si...
Upchurch - Welcome To The Country Lyrics
[Intro]
Let the BandPlay, let the BandPlay, let the BandPlay
Upchurch (Upchurch)
[Chorus]
Rebel flag's flyin', four wheel drive
Back road ridin', bitch, welcome to the country
Where the guns stay loaded, cell p...
Upchurch - Intro (Chicken Willie) Lyrics
[Upchurch]
Hey, move your truck behind the barn, yeah
Hey, make sure that gates locked
We can't have nobody fuckin' driving back here
That's god dang jail time, dude
Come on, get your shit together...
Upchurch - Running On Fumes Lyrics
[Chorus 1: Upchurch]
Open road, a Winnebago
A pack of Marlboro Reds and a Zippo, let's go
Just hope that my dreams ain't runnin' on fumes
But if they are I'll let it run 'til the smoke blows too
[Verse ...
Upchurch - Tennessee Tilt Lyrics
[Intro]
Hahahahaha
These motherfuckers are built not bought, boy!
[Verse 1]
My fuckin' light bar and my HID's
Keep me stackin' up these tickets from the county police
I stay smashin' on these bitches cause...
Upchurch - Radio Jam Lyrics
[Chorus]
There was a time when I would drive to the county line
In daddy's truck pickin' up girls with the tags expired
To a Dairy Queen date
Doin' under 35, jammin' BIG 98
With your hair in the wind, feet on t...
Upchurch - Pond Creek Road Lyrics
[Intro]
Happening now: TBI investigators remain on the scene of a death investigation, it's out in Cheatham County
[Verse 1]
19 miles from the Music City lights
Where the people bring guns to big knife fights
And the sheri...
Upchurch - J-Town Speaks Lyrics
[Skit]
HaaaaHaHaHaHaHaHa
That ain't no damn country shit, God bless America
If that was country shit then Taylor Swift's Patsy Cline
She's definitely not Patsy Cline, she's like a confused Lady Gaga or some shit ...
Upchurch - Country As It Gets Lyrics
[Intro]
Band
Church
Church
Band
No sick days boy
Yeah
Boy
Church
Mud taped up in the trash, trash bags rollin' in the back
Switchin' gears on county roads while I'm gettin' killer head
If you'r...
Upchurch - Without You Lyrics
[Verse 1: Upchurch & Rizzi Myers]
Without you
I wouldn't drink so much
I wouldn't be at a hole in the wall
Puttin' holes in the wall with fire in my veins
Without you
I wouldn't be staying up
Pacing bac...
Jonathan Edwards - Athens County Lyrics
Way down in Athens County, that's where I am
I'm goin' on the road tomorrow, up to Amsterdam
Way down in Athens County, we stop and have some wine
Athens County, Maria and me, we're doin' fine
Sweet Maria, nev...
Upchurch - Conspiracy Lyrics
[Intro]
Yeah, yeah
Church
[Verse 1]
Man, I know I'm gettin' stupid hella views, closet got about a hundred pair of boots
Lookin' like the set of Walker Texas Ranger every time you step inside my fuckin' room...
Upchurch - Struggle Phone Call Lyrics
[Skit: Struggle Jennings & Upchurch]
I spent so much of my life trying to take care of other people, worrying about every body else
And I really had a distorted sense of beliefs, you know, 'cause the way I raised
I believed i...
Upchurch - Blah Blah Lyrics
[Chorus: Upchurch]
I'll be ridin' down to the yellas flash, no title in the glove box
That thing in someone elses name, the safety of that blah blah
I stay on my block block, bitches know I rock rock
When I hit the stage a...
Upchurch - Country Cut Celebrity Lyrics
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm paranoid now, everywhere that I go
I check the doors all through my house, I'm leavin' all my guns loaded
I'm stayin' up 'til three with the heater like Tony Montana
I guess it's w...
Over The Rhine - Highland County Lyrics
How did you find me
I can't remember anymore
Along the Ohio
My wreckage washed upon your shore
As sure as the snow is gonna fall
In Highland County
I want you to know your kindness
Through this night has found me
...
Upchurch - Intro (Skit) Lyrics
[Intro]
I'm Upchurch
I was born in Nashville, Tennessee and raised on the outskirts. Times have changed in the city of neons nowadays
Where I'm from, we're the listeners to the Music City tunes. Because we hardly ever g...
Upchurch - C.H.E.A.T.H.A.M. Lyrics
[Intro]
Church (Church, Church, Church, Church, Church)
Yeah, okay
[Verse 1]
Eh, I be posted up in park, fumes comin' out my shit exhaust
Yellow lights just beamin' on that gravel spot when no ones up
My glove box g...
Upchurch - Skit (Chicken Willie) Lyrics
[Skit: Country Guy 1, Country Guy 2, Upchurch, & OId Man]
God damn bird
God damnit your family will
Hey man, shut your mouth, God, you ain't done nothing but bitch
[Unintelligible]
You lost, motherfucker, you just lost
...
Upchurch - YZ Lyrics
[Intro]
Hey
Church, motherfuckin' Church
Creek squad
[Chorus]
You can't ride in my Range Rover
You can't smoke on my Jane clover
You can't come to my crib joker
I know some people keep it gangsta, I ju...
Jason Eady - Calaveras County Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Well I came up here to Calaveras County
Lookin' for a place to call home
All those ghosts where I'd been, they finally found me
And I been out here wanderin' alone
[Chorus]
There's a quiet in the...
Upchurch - Intro (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Upchurch, Cambo & Crazy Old Man]
Do you know where we're at?
Yeah, man. Listen what we gotta do is going around this fence, around the back of this house, then we're like 200 yards from the house, we're good. S...
Riley Green - County Line Lyrics
My old man's word, it never really hurt
Then it hit me like stone, it was too late
A young girl's heart, nearly tore it apart
So easy to walk, out of this place
Well I've seen them come and go and headed on down th...
Upchurch - Who Lyrics
[Intro]
Hahaha Church
[Pre-Chorus]
Bitch we ain't playin' in the same dirt
Bitch we ain't hangin' 'round the same folks
Everybody with me got kitchen tattoos
And a heater so hot, watch the shower head...
Dave Alvin - Harlan County Line Lyrics
Another morning, another motel bed,
Another city waitin' up ahead
Light another menthol, to clear my mind
Of those memories I pretend to forget,
Cause I always want to live with out regrets
But, yeah
I still think of her from time ...
Upchurch - Skit (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo, Upchurch & Crazy Old Man]
*Coughing*
Oh man, uh I think we lost him though
Lets get a pinch
He ain't comin'
He's fat ass can't run up that hill haha
Where we at anyway
Uh man, I actually k...
Upchurch - Skit 2 (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo & Upchurch]
Ryan, Ryan *scream*
Drop Out, Drop Out
Where you at homie?
I fell in this hole back here
Aight dog I'm comin' I'm comin'
Ryan, I know this hole dog, get down
Go down
Down?
D...
Upchurch - Ghost Lyrics
[Intro]
Church
Whoa-whoa, whoa, whoa
(Ha ha) Hey!
[Verse 1]
Yeah hip hop rockin' to a tickin' exhaust
And got creek water, copperheads at my feet
Slitherin', hissin', but they ain't gonna bite me no...
Mos Generator - Stone County Line Lyrics
Jump on in, let's take a ride
Midnight run, county line
Bootleg whiskey on my mind
Trade my life away for
Runnin' that moonshine
30s Ford to the floor
Can't get enough so I want more
Ronnie told me, I've been ...
Upchurch - Hank Hill Lyrics
[Intro: Various YouTube Reaction Creators]
"Upchurch done blessed us with another one"
"It's Upchurch time, y'all, I'll fuck with Upchurch the long way, um, until I don't fuck with him no more"
...
Upchurch - Chicken Willie Lyrics
[Intro]
Chicken Willie, Chicken Willie
Chicken Willie, Chicken Willie
[Verse 1]
Bow tie on the billet but in life I am movin' forward
And I'm dodgin' the bullshit that's layin' in my road
I see people...
Pixies - Long Rider Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Have you seen my Desiree?
She rides the sea of silver gray
You'll find her at the end of summer's day
[Verse 2]
The waves were high and crystal clean
If I were you and you were me
We would do the same as...
Upchurch - The Tennessean Lyrics
[Intro: Upchurch]
Church
Struggle
[Verse 1: Upchurch]
Damn I feel like Elvis Presley dog, paparazzi poppin' shit
So many flashes in my face, I fell off in a diamond pit
I'm drippin' sweat from all my shows, and...
Mipso - Monterey County Lyrics
Facing the sun off of old Highway 1
I squint my eyes West toward the waves
I knew my folks missed me
But I somehow missed Christmas
Had a new place, thought I'd stay
A short, late night phone call from a number I knew
Th...
Upchurch - Hell Yeah Lyrics
[Intro]
What these boys want
(What these boys want)
You want my fan base don't ya
(You want my fan base don't ya)
Hahahaha
[Verse 1]
I'm the truth big dawg, what you starin' at bubba?
Yeah I ram this g...
Upchurch - Mohican Lyrics
[Chorus]
Dear man (Dear man) in the woods (In the woods)
The one with the silhouette covering up the moon
Why you here (Why you here), ain't you cold (Ain't you cold)
You know the television man said it's 'bout 2...