Jakey - Battlefield 1 // RAP REVIEW Lyrics
[Intro (from NBA JAM)]
Oh my, He's on fire!
[Verse 1]
Well I've played a lot of shooters in my lifetime
Goldeneye, Counter-Strike, Halo 2, Half-Life
And now the market oversaturated
With boring shooters
I fucking ...
Jakey - Overwatch // RAP REVIEW Lyrics
[Intro]
When I first played overwatch
My impression was less then great
(Jakey why?)
Because my game would crash-...
Bandicoot before I even got to play
(oh man)
I was about to hit my pillow (ah)
Then my brother Isaac got on...
Jakey - 10K Lyrics
Y'know you always have this image, of the perfect thing
Which you can never achieve, but which you never stop trying to achieve
But I think, that at the core, there's this image that you have, this interior image of something ...
Jakey - Medium Lyrics
[Sample: The Breakfast Club]
"Just happens."
"What happens?"
"When you grow up, your heart dies."
"Who cares?"
"I care."
[Hook]
That's my shit, that's my shit, tha...
Jakey - No Man's Sky // RAP REVIEW Lyrics
[Chorus]
It's a game about space so I was in to it
I wanna go up there since a little kid
I wanna travel to distant planets
Ditch earth bitches like Bridget and Janet
They've been screaming on my front page
Jakey it...
Jakey - Saintlike Lyrics
[Intro:]
I'm a saint, I'm a soul
Feel it in my bones, feel it in my bones
I'm a saint, I'm a saint, I'm a soul
Feel it in my bones, feel it in my toes
I'm a saint, I'm a saint, I'm a soul
...
Jakey - Uncharted 4 // RAP REVIEW Lyrics
So you got a PS4 but you don't know what to play?
You play games all day
You play
Rocket League
Bloodborne
Witcher 3
Phantom Pain
(oh my god I love that game)
You played all of the fucking remastered collections
You b...
Jakey - DOOM // RAP REVIEW Lyrics
[Intro]
I woke up in my bed and what did I see?
I was chained to my bed
Lord help me
I saw a demon coming over to my place
So I grabbed the damn demon and I crushed his fucking face
And I said
[Chorus]
This is what it sou...
Jakey - Red Dead Redemption 2 Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Well I been waitin 8 years
Playin' games, drinkin 8 beers
But you're impossible to replace
But baby when I see you
I can feel how much I need you
And I been countin' down the days
I've never seen ...
Post Malone - Love/Hate Letter to Alcohol Lyrics
I woke up on the ground
I guess I shoulda kept that sh_t to myself
Turns out, I'm pretty good at runnin' my mouth
But not good enough
You know, when I go in, it's lights out
I couldn't hear a thing 'cause the s...
Logan Paul - The Fall Of Jake Paul (feat. Why Don't We) Lyrics
[Intro: Logan Paul]
Yah, yeet
[Verse 1: Logan Paul]
Little brother Jakey try to roast me?
Little brother standing on his own two feet? (not for long)
I'm a dog, you're a puppy, call you Kong
Let's talk about your garbage tha...
Jakey - Cafeteria Lyrics
[Hook: My Date With the President's Daughter]
"I kinda used you."
"I kind of used you too. I wanted to go out so badly I just said yes to anybody."
[Verse 1]
I'm crawling on my hands and knees like a...
Jakey - Resident Evil 7 // RAP REVIEW Lyrics
[Intro]
Resident Evil came back
[Verse 1]
With a brand new fresh perspective
Like this shit's good, but no fright, my appetite
Wants something more like this to get spooky
Environments that feel more real than horror mov...
Jakey - INSIDE // RAP REVIEW Lyrics
[Intro]
Oh shit, oh hell dude
(Uhh) We gon-
We gonna do another goddamn (uhh) rap thing
It's gonna be a rap review (oh shit)
Alright here we go, here we go
[Verse 1]
Lord knows I was 15
Bought an XBOX 360
Playing H...
Jakey - Not Dead Yet Lyrics
[Intro]
But you're so foolish, you are so foolish!
Walking into the pit, thinking that I was just going to sit back and take your crap one more time, man
What do you think you are? You ain't nothin' special to me, man, ...
Jakey - The Last Guardian // RAP REVIEW Lyrics
[Intro]
7 years
That's a long wait
To play a goddamn game
The hype train is of the tracks now
Wait, but how the hell did it turn out not great
[Verse 1}
Right of the bat the FPS is dropping lower than my squat stance
...
Bart Baker - I Knew You Were Trouble Parody Lyrics
[Taylor:]
Once upon a time, before I was insane.
I dated this Disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name.
But he broke up with me,
[Joe:]
You're just way too creepy, plus I found someone else, his name's Mickey. (HO HO)
[Taylor:]
...
Jakey - South Dakota Lyrics
[Intro:]
"I had a lot of time to think in South Dakota, alright?
And you know what I realized?
I'm burned out."
(4, 3, 2, 1) Edit
[Pre-Verse 1:]
Don't eat glass, 'cause it's bad for your te...
Jakey - Moby Dick Lyrics
[Intro:]
"I want your skin
I want your mouth
I want your eyes"
"You project all these qualities onto me
You don't know me
This is what happens betwee-"
[Verse 1:]
If I had a nickel for every ti...
Jakey - Titanfall 2 // RAP REVIEW Lyrics
[Instrumental]
Sweet Jesus
2016 is gettin' treated
To FPS Games I didn't know I fuckin' needed
I'm bleedin'
And I'm breathing another Season
I'm playin so much that I'm forgeting I haven&#...
Jakey - Mafia 3 // RAP REVIEW Lyrics
[Intro: Paula Abdul Cold Hearted]
He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes, uh-oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by the rules, uh-oh
Girl don't play the fool, no
...
Jake Paul - It's Everyday Bro Lyrics
(feat. Team 10)
[Intro: Jake Paul]
Y'all can't handle this
Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby
Team 10
Los Angeles, Cali boy
But I'm from Ohio though, white boy
[Verse 1: Jake Paul]
It's everyda...
Jake Paul - It's Everyday Bro Lyrics
[Intro: Jake Paul]
Y'all can't handle this
Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby
Team 10
Los Angeles - Cali boy
But I'm from Ohio though - white boy
[Verse 1: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro
...