BROCKHAMPTON - SKIT 2 Lyrics
[Spoken: Jabari Manwa, Robert Ontenient]
"Who are you?"
"Eh... Me llamo Roberto y... La verdad que no creo que nadie me recuerde después de matarme esta noche."...
BROCKHAMPTON - SKIT 1 Lyrics
[Spoken: Jabari Manwa, Robert Ontenient]
"Where you going? Um, what happened to y'alls house?"
"Heh... Me llamo Roberto... Eh... Bueno... ¿A dónde voy?
Acabo de destruir la casa y nunca más me verás...
O sea que no s...
BROCKHAMPTON - CINEMA 1 Lyrics
[Skit: Robert Ontenient]
Me la pasé mejor que nunca aquí, a pesar de que cometí algunos errores
Pólvora y accidentes
La navidad nunca es el mejor momento para mí
¡Ah Dios, cómo extraño a mi familia!
Haces algo y me fijo en los avion...
BROCKHAMPTON - MOSSCLIFF Lyrics
[Sample from BROCKHAMPTON - "BEN CARSON"]
[Sample from KEVIN ABSTRACT - "LEADER"]
[Sample from MATT CHAMPION - "MANSION"]
[Interlude: Ariel Wendt]
Through the quicksand, the wind, and the bush in between
Som...
King Iso - Pride (Skit) Lyrics
BROCKHAMPTON - ENCINO Lyrics
[Intro: Henock Sileshi & Ameer Vann]
Ha ha! Yo, that last one was amazing, them boys is hot!
God damn, yes they was
Let me just formally thank y'all before we bring out the last guests of the evening. (Thank you.)
We just wanna say...
King Iso - Thank You (Skit) Lyrics
King Iso - Gluttony/Greed (Skit) Lyrics
Skit lyrics - Late Nights Lyrics
(Note: This skit has multiple voices speaking at once so some unclear speech will have inevitably be omitted from this transcription)
[0:00-0:03]
I wanna rap, woah, ok
[0:04-0:14]
I go, you go, I go, you go...
Ok, ok, ok ,ok...
BROCKHAMPTON - SKIT 3 Lyrics
[Spoken: Jabari Manwa, Robert Ontenient]
"Hoe, do you ever feel like you don't belong?
'Cause I know sometimes I feel that way."
"Si? O sea... no sé... Hay días que uno piensa
No sabes cuál es tu sitio en el mund...
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
*shot*
Thank you!
*Eminem running*
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
*car stop working*
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking kidding me...
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
[shot]
Thank you!
[Eminem running]
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
[car stop working]
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking...
Upchurch - Skit (Chicken Willie) Lyrics
[Skit: Country Guy 1, Country Guy 2, Upchurch, & OId Man]
God damn bird
God damnit your family will
Hey man, shut your mouth, God, you ain't done nothing but bitch
[Unintelligible]
You lost, motherfucker, you just lost
...
Eminem - Key (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
Ha ha, hol' up
What is that? Oh
Is that a key in my pocket?
Or am I just happy to see
The hot chicks that are here for me and only me
Cause I am the cause, the cause meaning cousin
Meaning stemming back to bro
Ca...
Curren$y & Smoke DZA - Skit 2 Lyrics
Kevin Abstract - Dad Lyrics
[Skit]
W.C. - Fake Niggas (Skit) Lyrics
W.C. - 187 Um Burgers (Skit) Lyrics
Ghostface Killah - News Report (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
News alert, police wanna find those responsible for murdering
Looking for four individuals, they say three of them kicked in the door
The other was driving the getaway car
The jewel heist right here in New York City, up to te...
CB - Ride Out (Skit) Lyrics
[Interlude]
*Tyres screeching*
Get out of here
Let's go follow him
They're going all the way
*Gunshots*...
Upchurch - Skit (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo, Upchurch & Crazy Old Man]
*Coughing*
Oh man, uh I think we lost him though
Lets get a pinch
He ain't comin'
He's fat ass can't run up that hill haha
Where we at anyway
Uh man, I actually k...
Woodie Smalls - Confession Skit Lyrics
Saturday Night Live - Drake's Beef Lyrics
(feat. Lorne Michaels, Aidy Bryant, Leslie Jones, Vanessa Bayer, Pete Davidson & Drake)
[Skit 1]
[Vanessa Bayer]: You know, I never use this word, but I said "That was cray"
[Drake]: 'Sup guys
[Vanessa Bayer]: ...
Fukkit - Intro Lyrics
M.I.A. - Boom Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Brown gal, brown gal
Turn your shit down
You know America don't wanna hear your sound
Boom boom jungle music
Go back to India
With your crazy shit, you're bumming up the area
Looking through your Instagram
Look...
Upchurch - Skit 2 (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo & Upchurch]
Ryan, Ryan *scream*
Drop Out, Drop Out
Where you at homie?
I fell in this hole back here
Aight dog I'm comin' I'm comin'
Ryan, I know this hole dog, get down
Go down
Down?
D...
Juice WRLD - Betrayal (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
[laughing]
Hello? Oh my God
I know this ain't you calling me again
Oof, ooh my God
Yeah, yeah, it's cool [laughing]
Hello? What in the fuck did I tell you about calling me?
You found out 'bout who?
Yeah, I bet you did ...
Chance The Rapper - Our House (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit: Woman & Little Girl]
Hello?
Yeah, girl, I'm still at this damn wedding
I know, I know
Shit, divorces don't even take this long
Hey, slow down
Ooh, hold on, girl, let me call you back
Ahh, they ...
Dungen - Skit I Allt Lyrics
En tidig morgon, aldrig sen
Det finns en chans att sova men inte nu
Jag säger: Skit i allt, lägg av och kom hit
Du vet att det är sant
Det måste vara så, du behöver väl mig?
Jag vet att det är sent nu
En annan morg...
M.I.A. - Boom Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Brown girl, brown girl
Turn your shit down
You know America don't wanna hear your sound
Boom boom jungle music
Go back to India
With your crazy shit, you're bombing up the area
Looking through your Instagram
Looki...
Upchurch - River Rat Defined (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
River rat, a river rat, hehe, a river rat in Cheatham County is, like, if you're from the Harpeth side of Cheatham County across the river. You be calling the motherfuckers on the Ashland City side a river rat, it was kinda li...
Slaves - Gary (Skit) Lyrics
[Voicemail recording]
The person trying to contact you is standing outside
(weird noises)
Erm
Give us a bell back when you get this
Want me to stay outside?
Chill out
Garry...
Itchyworms - Patnubay Ng Magulang (English Translation) Lyrics
[Skit]
The following program is inappropriate for children of all ages
Parental guidance is advised
It's already 12:00 noon! What now?...
G Herbo - Shakey Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Herbo stop playing with these real stupid goofy motherfuckers, man (Stanky coochie ass bitch)
No, they ain't... Ayy, they ain't hear you, man
These bitches slow slow slow, you hear me?
(Bitch, you will never be shit...
$ILKMONEY - Outskirts To Future Buddha Lyrics
NOAH - Raja Negeriku Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Yang terdiam dari suara
Sabar jiwaku, sabar seluruh bangsaku
Ah perih tangismu, perih jiwamu
Tersisihkan oleh kawanan hitam
Semua telah lelah menanti
[Skit: Ir. Soekarno]
Wahai bangsa Indonesia! Bangkitlah kembali...
Q Money - Intro Lyrics
Kacey Musgraves - (Not So) Silent Night Lyrics
Tory Lanez - Keisha's Intro (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
Tory: Yeah, it was like that, I was out. Ayo Uno, make this left right here
Tory's Friend: I got you. Wait, you goin' to Yvette's house?
Tory: No I'm not goin' to Yvette's house, my nigga
Tory's Fri...
Westside Gunn - Sly Green Skit Lyrics
[Skit: Sly Green]
The girl that was testifying, it was one my girlfriends, said that I had so much money in a suitcase, that she had never seen this much money before. Another girl said that I had so much money spreaded throughout the hou...