Allan Sherman - Plan Ahead Lyrics
Plan ahead!
Plan ahead!
That's what the wise man said.
Success is hard to win, but you can win it
If you do a lot of thinking in advance and make the necessary
Preparations and don't leave
Everything to be crowded into...
Tom Vek - Sherman Lyrics
You think of death
The inevitable option
The thinking type
You just wanna tick some boxes
Now that you're out of calm
Now that the rubber has erased it
Oh, we're attacking now
I'm on the team, the immovable object
An...
Issue No. 152 - Sherman (Animals In The Jungle) Lyrics
Animals In The Jungle
(Verse)
You think of death
The inevitable option
Not the thinking type
You just wanna tick some boxes
Now that you're out of calm
Now that the rubber has erased it
Oh, we're attacking now
I'm...
Allan Sherman - Togetherness Lyrics
(Ring!)
Huh?
Ooh...
Mmmm...
Brrrr...cold!
Aahhh...hot!
Aaahh...nice.
Yum dum, yum dum dum de da...
(Ring!)
Hello, I'm in the shower,
Call me in an hour....
Allan Rayman - Dear Allan Lyrics
[Verse]
Dear Allan
I hear you made the trip
Was it a gash or a cut
Or maybe just a prick
For all the money in the world
For all the girls and all the fame
It's enough to make you sick
Dear Allan
I hear you lose yourself on a whim
I hea...
Allan Sherman - An Average Song Lyrics
Oh, here's a song,
An average song.
It's not too short,
It's not too long.
It's not too high,
It's not too low,
It's not too fast,
It's not too slow.
It's not too old,
It's not ...
Divine Council - P. Sherman (PS42WW$) Lyrics
BIG BITCH, BIG BITCH, BIG BITCH ON MY BIG DICK
HIT A VICK SWITCH, LIT A SPLIFF, DID A KICKFLIP
FUCK MY OLD PLUG, HEARD THE NIGGA HAD FIBBED CRIP
FUCK MY OLD LOVES, THESE BITCHES GET HIT LIKE QUICK
LICKS
TICK, TICK, TIC...
Allan Sherman - That Old Back Scratcher Lyrics
That old back scratcher has me in it's spell,
That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell.
Your plastic fingers up and down my spine,
The same old itchcraft when your touch meets mine.
You tame that tingle when I'm all a...
No Rome - Stoned In The Valley Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I still love but you break us down
You look good but your head makes sounds
Friday night, go ahead, go out
[Chorus]
Into flight, go ahead get down
Get down, get down
Go ahead, get down
Get down, get down
With ...
Sarah Jaffe - Perfect Plan Lyrics
Get in my head
go right ahead
fill the body with junk
fill the body with led
oh don't be my old man
let me wrestle with my own ghosts instead
when the smoke meets the sky
we will know by then
we don't need a perfect pla...
Fame Musical - The Teacher's Argument Lyrics
(Miss Bell)
Artists are special celestial fools
first with the talent for breaking the rules
unfit for confinement in cubicle schools
artists are special
(Miss Sherman)
Artists are people not primitive fools
they learn what to do before br...
Allan Sherman - Secret Code Lyrics
Once I had a secret code,
Where A was B, and B was G.
G was K, and K was J;
And J was M, and M was P.
V was X, and X was V,
And U was I, and I was U.
87 stood for Z,
And 2 for T, and T for 2.
O was 12, and Q was 17;
I stil...
Allan Sherman - Westchester Hadassah Lyrics
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
Westchester Hadassah,
I gave all my dough.
I'll give you one more thing:
A definite "no!"
Remember that luncheon
In honor of me?
You mad...
Allan Rayman - Clubhouse Lyrics
[Verse 1]
How many people have I met before?
How many stories have I heard before?
How many times does the introduction hold me accountable?
That was Allan Rayman, no
This is Mr. Roadhouse nice to meet you
If you follow me I'll take yo...
Allan Sherman - Signs Lyrics
Keep off the grass.
Children at play.
No deposit, no return.
No casting today.
Wait for the dialtone.
Do not fold, do not bend.
Do not open till Christmas.
Open other end.
No checks cashed,
Make deliveries in the rear.
S...
Issue No. 192 - Say It Lyrics
Hey you! Just been a while since the last time that we spoke
When you do out all my clothes, ooh
What you've been up to
I thought I hear your voice again
And now I get the feeling you have something you wanna say
You say you...
X Ambassadors - Ahead Of Myself Lyrics
[Chorus]
Thought I was ready, ready for someone else
But every time I get ahead of myself, every time I get ahead of myself
Thought I was rock steady, that I didn't need no help
But every time I get ahead of myself, every time I get ah...
Selena Gomez - Kill 'em with Kindness Lyrics
The world can be a nasty place
You know it, I know it, yeah
We don't have to fall from grace
Put down the weapons you fight with
Kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em, kill 'em, kill 'e...
Selena Gomez - Kill Em With Kindness Lyrics
The world can be a nasty place
You know it, I know it, yeah
We don't have to fall from grace
Put down the weapons you fight with
Kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em, kill 'em, kill 'e...
Allan Sherman - Down The Drain Lyrics
Down, down, down, down, down...
Down, down, down...)
The sweetest things in life
Don't stay around for very long.
They come and go and don't come back again.
While they're here, you feel so smug.
That's when ...
Tacocat - Plan A, Plan B Lyrics
Met him at a show
Said do you wanna go
Out sometime
And sing karaoke
Shy flirtation
Small conversation
Zero expectation
Had a couple drinks
He's smarter than you think
Maybe worth a fling
Take me to your house
...
Sugarfree - The Allan Song Lyrics
Itong si Allan, mahirap kausap
Pangiti-ngiti, nananaginip ng gising
Uma-umaga, hawak n'ya ay gitara
Pasipol-sipol, ang utak n'ya ay nasa ulap
Ang utak n'ya ay nasa ulap
Habang sya'y pakanta-kanta
Tiritootooto...
Selena Gomez - Kill Em With Kindness Lyrics
[Verse 1]
The world can be a nasty place
You know it, I know it, yeah
We don't have to fall from grace
Put down the weapons you fight with
[Chorus]
Kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em with kindness
Kill 'em, kill 'em, ...
Allan Sherman - Spanish Flea Lyrics
It's good to be a Spanish flea.
The Spanish dogs all scratch at me.
I make my home in a spaniel
Called Jose or Manuel
Or Juan,
And I wouldn't put you on.
My summer place is some great dane,
In Barcelona, northern Spa...
David Allan Coe - Child of God Lyrics
Mya - Do It Lyrics
(Chorus)
(Go ahead and do it) Do it
(Go ahead and do it) Do it
(Go ahead and do it) Do it
(Do it)
(Go-go-go-go-go ahead and do it) Do it
(Go ahead and do it) Do it
(Go ahead and do it)
(Do it, do it)
I know I made you wait
So lo...
CKY - One Step Ahead Lyrics
You are destined to win
And slowly enlarge your soul
With no question you will
You're strong, you will shine like gold
But there's no end to the maze
Engulfed in the danger zone
One step ahead
It's the only w...
Allan Sherman - Peyton Place, U.S.A. Lyrics
There is a place I long to go, and I confess,
It's Peyton Place.
They've got a brand-new meaning for "togetherness"
In Peyton Place.
You should go there if you are feeling lost and lonely;
As you drive into tow...
Allan Sherman - The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song Lyrics
This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song.
(bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)
There is a large dark aardvark in the park,
They say he's missing from the zoo.
(that's me, folks!)
And the police...
JUMEX - WISH ME DEATH Lyrics
[Intro]
You will not defeat me (You will not defeat me)
Kill you or I'ma kill me (Kill you or I'ma kill me)
Go ahead and wish me death 'til I collapse
Go ahead and wish me death 'til I collapse
Go ahead and wis...
Allan Sherman - It's A Most Unusual Play Lyrics
It's a most unusual play;
Feel like throwing my tickets away,
'Cause the boy gets the boy
And the girl gets the girl
And it's way too far off Broadway.
It's a most unusual plot
Which I've either blocked ...
Allan Sherman - Call Me Lyrics
Call me Efrem Zimbalist,
Get me Bobby Kennedy,
Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too.
Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now;
Tell her Mastroianni sends love from Rome now.
Then get Hank Mancini
And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting;
...
Allan Rayman - Verona The Hellcat Lyrics
(feat. Jessie Reyez)
[Intro: Jessie Reyez]
I got faces I don't let see the sun
I try to hide the dark side
You say I changed
You give up, you're done
But this ain't new to me
I thought you could be the one who loved my ugly
...
Allan Sherman - Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh Lyrics
Hello, Muddah! Hello, Fadduh!
Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy.
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner?
He got ptoma...
Allan Rayman - Heat Lyrics
(feat. Jessy Aarons)
[Intro: Jessy Aarons]
Ooh, what can this feeling be?
Is heat creeping into me?
Now you won't let me forget
Got me covered in sweat
[Verse 1: Allan Rayman]
Confrontation
She batting her eyelids, I'm hesitatin...
Allan Sherman - Strange Things In My Soup Lyrics
Soupy doopy doop,
Oh soupy doopy.
Soupy doopy doop,
Oh soupy doopy.
Strange things in my soup,
That's what I found there.
Little tiny things
That move around there.
Looking down I see,
They're looking up at me.
...
Jay Prince - Juice Lyrics
[Verse 1: Jay Prince]
I always stay ahead of the game, I came ready
I gave you niggas time to vibe and talk pretty
My squad came correct, tell me you with it
Never been intimidated by the pressure
You left a nigga hanging when I w...
Delta Spirit - Live On Lyrics
When Miguel hit the ground,
I threw the padlock in the trash.
Finally found out,
just how much it takes.
For one whole year he spent,
making me turn red.
Forget the light ahead,
forget the light ahead.
Did I come to mee...
Powerman 5000 - Jump Lyrics
I get up
And nothing gets me down
You got it tough
I've seen the toughest around
And I know
Baby, just how you feel
You've got to roll
With the punches to get to what's real
Oh, can't you see me standi...
Allan Sherman - The Drinking Man's Diet Lyrics
Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet,
It came from a book I was loaned.
It's really terrific and quite scientific
And I'm half stoned.
For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka,
But cornflakes have carbohydrate;
...