Bart Baker Started From The Bottom Parody Lyrics

[Drake]
Started middle class in a wheelchair
On a crappy sitcom making good cash every year
Now I'm dancing stupid by a car
Trying to convince you that my life was so damn hard
I done had it tough from the jump
Livin' wit my mamma in a nice house it was rough
On top of that shit my bar mitzvah was wack
I didn't get a Bentley and my cake tasted like crap
Then Degrassi canned me cause I couldn't act
Had to get a real job and I got promoted fast
So I decided "Imma be a rap star"
I met Baby and Wayne and they loved me right away
They said

[Lil Wayne]
We like how you sound so monotone

[Birdman]
And those massive eyebrows are so marketable

[Lil Wayne]
We can tell your life's been a struggle
Do you even own a Bentley?

[Drake]
No, I dont, it's bullshit yo!
Can I sign with ya'll? Dat would be cool

[Birdman]
Sure you can big boy
Just meet us in the storage room

[Drake]
Took it in the bottom now I'm signed
Took it in the bottom from my new team
Now I'm signed

[Lil Wayne]
Now you can sip syrup 'til you're blind
By the way did you know I'm the best skater alive?
Young Moolah, baby! Tunechi!

[Drake]
I look like a pale caveman
Plus I'm a Canadian so I ain't no harder than Bieber
But I like to pretend that I am
Just don't tell nobody that I'm faker than Minaj's keester

[Random guy telling off Wayne]
Why the hell are you wearing women's jeans?

[Weezy]
Hey get off of my case
They make me feel pretty
Tunechi!

[Drake]
Just to remind myself I'm a douche
I wear every single chain even when I'm kissing Wayne, now we
Sippin' champagne on a private jet
Just to prove that I am richer than you'll ever get

[Weezy]
Did I tell you guys that I skate yet?

[Drake and Birdman]
Yes!

[Thud heard in the background]

[Drake]
Woah what the hell is that?

[Pilot]
The engines are under stress
Something is weighing this damn plane down

[Weezy]
The only explanation is Drake's big ass eyebrows

[Pilot]
I'm sorry but we have to throw you out

[Drake]
But I started from the bottom

[Pilot]
And that's where you're ending now

[Outro: Birdman]
We're leveling out ward
It was his eyebrows

[Wayne]
Yeeeaahhhh!
Weezy, baby, is gonna live!
Young Moolah baby! Yeah! Tunechi!
[Fading] Young Money!