Bondage Fairies Action Figures Lyrics

Sex and drugs
Sex and drugs and rock n roll
Sure is fun
But I'd say it's overrated

Go ahead and pick a doll
Arm it with a laser saw
Come on babe, let us trade
I want your Lady Jane

Get it on and build a fort (?)
Load it with your scoreboard
Starscream, hoist and metroplex
Toys without no sound effects