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[Intro]
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*Yawn*
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[First Channel: Love Chat Line Teleprompter]
Ooh, you wanna have a fantasy tonight, call 1-800-555-dick-2...
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[Second Channel: Wildlife Documentary Host]
Today on Dicaprio's World Discoveries, I'm here backstage at a hip-hop concert. I just spotted a gaggle of rappers. I see loads and loads of cash in their bags. I see guns with extended clips that don't even fit the guns in their trousers. So what he's trying to say: I'm so tough don't mess with me I'm the baddest bloke on the block...
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[Third Channel: Demetrius & Susan]
Susan, I've found another lover
Well so have I, Demetrius, it's over
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[Fourth Channel: Anchorman Jason, Anchorman John, & Witness]
Breaking news on DiCaprio 2, channel two, at two. Take it, John
I'm on DiCaprio lane, Jason, in the Maryland casino where there seem to be two niggas about to jump ready to die, I'm here on the scene with a witness
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Oh yeah?
*Indecipherable Speech*
Is that right?
*Indeciperable Speech*
Interesting
*Indeciperable Speech* (Do it!, Don't do it!, He's doin' it, dude!)
Oh, shit, there they go
*Audience Gasps*
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