Killer Pussy Herpes Lyrics

I like the way you look at me, you pick me up
You're such a hunk o' burnin' love, so change your luck
But before you kiss me, this you oughta know
I got this little virus, though it doesn't show

(Herpes)
It scares the boys away
(Herpes)
Down on your knees and pray
(Herpes)
Another social disease
I'd really like to love you
But I got this little problem, you see

First time that you get it, kinda hurts a bit
Burning little pimples looking just like zits
Made it hard to love you when I stuck it in
Felt like I was never gonna ball again

(Herpes)
It scares the girls away
(Herpes)
Down on your knees and pray
(Herpes)
Another social disease
I really wanna love you
But I got this little problem, you see
And it hurts

(Herpes)
Oh no!
(Herpes)
Hope it doesn't show
(Herpes)
Ooh, herpes

But now they've got a singles club that fills the needs
Of horny girls and boys that wanna sow their seeds
So when we meet someone that really makes us hot
They'll never have to worry about this thing we've got

(Herpes)
It scares them all away
(Herpes)
Down on your knees and pray
(Herpes)
Another social disease
I really wanna love you
But I got this little problem, you see
Ooh, it itches!