Bike Thiefs Destination Wedding Lyrics

The comic timing of your shortcomings really hit the mark
And I liked my wide-eyed loose-lipped evaluation of your hang-ups
I've got two dogs on Xanax
My partner's a bit of a drinker
I withhold sex when he doesn't do the dishes
He withholds sex when he sleeps with other women

I know
Get me out this social sinkhole
Look me in the eye like I've got a good shelf life
Accommodate fears because you're a nice guy
Get me out this social sinkhole

Just last week my sister went out and bought a new Dyson
About goddamned time I felt some excitement
Maybe it's time I got back on anti-depressants
Soon enough
I'm happy to help him out
And I'm happy give him rope
Who the hell has a destination wedding anyway?

I know
Get me out this social sinkhole
Look me in the eye like a surrogate ally
Accommodate fears because we're all friends here
Get me out this social sinkhole