Champagne Grand Daddy Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen
I would like to introduce you
about myself tonight
I'm over 70 years old
and turned gray recently
Yeah my back hurts these days
and I get out of breath,
that's true
But I gotta tell you kid
my soul is still burning
My kids grew up
and they got married have
two kids for their own
I take care of my granddaughter
on weekends
they call me "you old prick!"
But nobody knows this old dotage
got a gibson guitar
and plays "Master of Puppets"
all throught the night
Oh Yeah!
I'm Gonna live until I die
I can't hear
any bells of the angels
coz I'm too busy playing guitar
(Grand Daddy!) (Grand Daddy!)
Oh right!
I'm gonna dive
into the floor I know
I'm gonna nail you
bunch of cunts yeah
You gotta watch
your language kid
(Grand Daddy!)
(Grand Daddy!)
Now do you understand
what I'm saying you
good looking boogers?
You think you're so cool
but why don't you look at
yourself in the mirror
You're gonna bring me up
into the heaven?
You think you can that?
Alright let's
see whose gonna die
in the end of this movie
My kids grew up
and they got married have
two kids for their own
I take care of my granddaughter
on weekends they call me
"you old prick"
But nobody knows this old dotage
got a gibson guitar
and plays "Master of Puppets"
Oh Yeah!
I'm Gonna live until I die
I can't hear
any bells of the angels
coz I'm too busy playing guitar
(Grand Daddy!) (Grand Daddy!)
Oh right!
I'm gonna dive
into the floor I know
I'm gonna nail you
bunch of cunts yeah
Now you gotta watch
your language kid
(Grand Daddy!)
(Grand Daddy!)

Oh Yeah!
I'm Gonna live until I die
I can't hear
any bells of the angels
coz I'm too busy playing guitar
(Grand Daddy!) (Grand Daddy!)
Oh right!
I'm gonna dive
into the floor I know
I'm gonna nail you
bunch of cunts yeah
Now you gotta watch
your language kid
(Grand Daddy!) (Grand Daddy!)
I said
1, 2, 3, times 2 is 6
I can't remember what's going on
inside my head
I wanna be inside you
Wanna be inside your brain
(Grand Daddy!) (Grand Daddy!)
I said
1, 2, 3, times 2 is 6
I can't remember
what's going on inside my head
I wanna be inside you
Wanna be inside your soul
I've gotta crush on
that girl baby alright

No fucking shit lady
Do I sound like
I'm orderin' a
pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaa??