Henry Metal Addicted To Junk Lyrics

I live to purchase, I live to purchase junk
If you can put it into a box that I want...

I am the earthworm sifting the cosmic dust
I live for trinkets this is a a fact you can trust
Acquiring garbage
Is the way that I seek to win
Lotions and potions
And things that will help my skin
Cars and new houses
Give me security
Just how they do this
Remains an obscurity

Life is a game and I want the credit
If I do not get it then I regret it

Oh, I'm addicted to junk
Matter is the only thing that matters to me

There are winners and losers
Life is a game of chance
When I see a new toy
It puts me in a trance
If it isn't on sale
I'll just wait til it is
Cause payin' full retail
Is not the best way to do biz

The less that I need it the higher I weight it
The fact that I paid it is the proof that I made it

Oh, I'm addicted to junk
Matter is the only thing that matters to me

Try... Try... Try...
Buy... Buy... Buy...

Oh, I'm addicted to junk
Matter is the only thing that matters to me
Try it, I wanna buy it
The only thing that matters to me