Henry Metal Nunchaku Lyrics

Nunchaku...

Nunchucks are the weapon that you will need when
Enemies simply must be destroyed
If you face off with a stubborn opponent
These are two sticks that you'll want to employ
Walking down the street when the sun go down
You find yourself on the bad side of town
Fools in your face thinkin' they got you
Whap goes the stick right upon his crown

And you haven't a clue (Nunchaku)
They'll turn your face to stew (Nunchaku)
If you only knew (Nunchaku)
And you haven't a clue (Nunchaku)
If you only knew (Nunchaku)
What nunchaku can do (Nunchaku)

If combat's in the cards and can't be avoided
I know an item that's got your back
Give 'em a twirl you won't be disappointed
Be sure to make your point with a deadly Thwack!
Fools be like what the heck are you doing? "
When you pull the 'chucks from your fanny pack
They will recognize that vengeance was brewin'
When they wake up laid out on their back

And you haven't a clue (Nunchaku)
They'll turn your face to stew (Nunchaku)
If you only knew (Nunchaku)
And you haven't a clue (Nunchaku)
If you only knew (Nunchaku)
What nunchaku can do (Nunchaku)

Why do you think that the common folk
Refused to mess with Ninja?

Across the waters and across the plains
Better lock up your daughters and store away your grain
Cause when you see 'em coming, your life begins to suck
Because you don't have any doubt
That a nunchuck warrior don't give a chuck!

(Nunchaku)
And you haven't a clue (Nunchaku)
A beating will ensue (Nunchaku)
When you join sticks 'a two (Nunchaku)
And you haven't a clue (Nunchaku)
They'll turn your head to stew (Nunchaku)
If you only knew (Nunchaku)
What nunchaku can do...
Yeah Yeah!!
Nunchaku...