Lil Dicky Freaky Friday Lyrics

[Intro: Chris Brown]
Lil D_cky, ooh
Mustard on the beat, ho

[Verse 1: Chris Brown]
I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh sh_t)
I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa sh_t)
There's tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
I told him I'm his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
Holy sh_t, I got a kid (oh)
Ohh, I can sing so well
Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
What up, my n_gga? (woo) What up, my n_gga?
Big ups, my n_gga, we up, my n_gga
You p_ssy ass n_gga, man, f_ck y'all n_ggas
'Cause I'm that n_gga, n_gga, n_gga, n_gga
I'm that n_gga

[Chorus: Chris Brown]
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
Somehow this sh_t turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this b_tch sideways
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black

[Verse 2: Lil D_cky]
(Ring ring) What the f_ck?
I woke up and I'm Lil D_cky (Lil D_cky?)
Ugh, what the f_ck?
This sh_t is real weak
How his d_ck staying perched up on his balls like that?
Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)
Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past
I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
Why his momma calling all the time?
Leave me the f_ck alone, b_tch
Wait, if I'm in D_cky's body, Breezy is who?
Hope my daughter's in school
F_ck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
What would I do?

[Chorus: Chris Brown]
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
Somehow this sh_t turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this b_tch sideways
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I look at my soft d_ck with delight, it's my dream d_ck

[Verse 3: Lil D_cky & Chris Brown]
If I was Lil D_cky in my body, where would I be?
I'm tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
I'm balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk
Snap a flick of my junk
My d_ck is trending on Twitter? F_ck
Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into getting in
I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in
I don't know who that is
Wait, who the f_ck he think he is?
Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
Walked up to that motherf_cker
Wait, think it through for a sec
If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
But wait, I love myself
That was the key, now we're switching back

[Chorus: Chris Brown]
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
Somehow this sh_t turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this b_tch sideways
(I can't believe)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday

[Outro]
Lil D_cky: Wait, what the f_ck?
Ed Sheeran: And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was
Lil D_cky: What the f_ck again?
DJ Khaled: I'm DJ Khaled
Why am I yelling?
Kendall Jenner: Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)
Holy sh_t, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman