Filthy Frank Nickelodeon Girls Lyrics

(Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters)
Hi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night
I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon
My question is WHAT THE F_CK ARE YOU DOING?
You know y'all used to have some fire b_tches
When I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite b_tches
Zoey101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God
And now all you got is these preteens
Bruh, I'm not a pedo
I'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused
Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my d_ck in my hand anymore
Now I'm f_cking upset
This is some f_cking bullsh_t

Dan Schneider
Bring all my b_tches back
I need all my b_tches, I need all my b_tches
The new sh_t you put out is wack
Dan Schneider
I'm just trying to get an erection
But now that these kids looking 13 and under
My penis will suffer

Dan f_cking Schneider (Schneider)
This ain't a f_cking game, b_tch
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