Bart Baker Problem Parody Lyrics
Problem Parody by Bart Baker
[Bart Baker:]
It's Iggy Iggz I look like a dude dressed as a girl
[Jessica (Ariana Grande):]
That's a major problem.
Hey kids remember me from Nickelodeon I got thin but don't worry I'm still just as dumb actually more cause I'm vegan.
When my body's sideways you cannot see me all this over sexual dancing just doesn't suit me I look like I'm 10 my skirt's so short I might as well be naked all of my views are horny dudes spankin'
[Kind Bach:]
random black guy whispering I'm a random black whispering why is this so zoomed in on my teeth? Can you please zoom out dude?
[Jessica:]
Zoom back in!
[King Bach:]
There's broccoli stuck in my teeth I got rib meat stuck between my teeth so please stop zooming in on my teeth
[Jessica:]
Big Sean you need to start flossin' I swear I'm totally unique nobody's like me
[Alx:]
Girl please that's not true! Your voice is a damn carbon copy of Mariah Carey
[Jessica:]
Hey screw you!
[Gsnaps (Mariah):]
What he said is a fact bitch just admit that you're clearly trying to steal my massive appeal
[Jessica:]
Aren't you 82?
[Gsnaps:]
I can sing higher
[Jessica:]
Oh yeah? Prove grandma!
[Gsnaps:]
Ahhhaaaaaaa
[Jessica:]
Aaahhhhaaa
[Alx:]
Stop!
[King Bach:]
Stop zooming in on my mouth I am getting really annoyed now that's it I'm pulling my piece out zoom in one more time I dare you!
[Bart Baker:]
It's Iggy Iggz hu my balls just dropped wake up in the morning dip my face in a plate of cream, this set looks like a Tim Burton sex dream My hair is bigger than my huge butt in this video.
My voice sounds like I am rapping thorough a hole in my throat. Iggie Iggie too biggie to be confessin' that I'm actually a black dude who into cross dressin' seeing my real face would make you vomit in a bucket I think that dude in the back must've google that shit, didn't have enough make up to cover my black skin so I dug up Steve Jobs' coffin and stole his sweater from him.
Have you notice the backdrop that's been here along? We've been hypnotizing y'all to like this song like what!
[Jessica:]
We're hypnotizing you buy this song on iTunes. People say my name reminds them of Starbucks that's because my dad's a grande coffee cup.
[Ben (Starbucks worker):]
Sorry Ariana you're through
[James (Starbucks worker 2):]
you're getting old almost 22
[Ben:]
And we need someone bigger than you
[Jessica:]
Wait what the hell are you saying?
[James:]
You need to get an upgrade
[Ben:]
Well actually totally replaced
[James:]
Say hi to Ariana Venti
[Stevie (Ariana Venti):]
I sing ever higher than you!
It's Iggy Iggz I look like a dude dressed as a girl
[Jessica (Ariana Grande):]
That's a major problem.
Hey kids remember me from Nickelodeon I got thin but don't worry I'm still just as dumb actually more cause I'm vegan.
When my body's sideways you cannot see me all this over sexual dancing just doesn't suit me I look like I'm 10 my skirt's so short I might as well be naked all of my views are horny dudes spankin'
[Kind Bach:]
random black guy whispering I'm a random black whispering why is this so zoomed in on my teeth? Can you please zoom out dude?
[Jessica:]
Zoom back in!
[King Bach:]
There's broccoli stuck in my teeth I got rib meat stuck between my teeth so please stop zooming in on my teeth
[Jessica:]
Big Sean you need to start flossin' I swear I'm totally unique nobody's like me
[Alx:]
Girl please that's not true! Your voice is a damn carbon copy of Mariah Carey
[Jessica:]
Hey screw you!
[Gsnaps (Mariah):]
What he said is a fact bitch just admit that you're clearly trying to steal my massive appeal
[Jessica:]
Aren't you 82?
[Gsnaps:]
I can sing higher
[Jessica:]
Oh yeah? Prove grandma!
[Gsnaps:]
Ahhhaaaaaaa
[Jessica:]
Aaahhhhaaa
[Alx:]
Stop!
[King Bach:]
Stop zooming in on my mouth I am getting really annoyed now that's it I'm pulling my piece out zoom in one more time I dare you!
[Bart Baker:]
It's Iggy Iggz hu my balls just dropped wake up in the morning dip my face in a plate of cream, this set looks like a Tim Burton sex dream My hair is bigger than my huge butt in this video.
My voice sounds like I am rapping thorough a hole in my throat. Iggie Iggie too biggie to be confessin' that I'm actually a black dude who into cross dressin' seeing my real face would make you vomit in a bucket I think that dude in the back must've google that shit, didn't have enough make up to cover my black skin so I dug up Steve Jobs' coffin and stole his sweater from him.
Have you notice the backdrop that's been here along? We've been hypnotizing y'all to like this song like what!
[Jessica:]
We're hypnotizing you buy this song on iTunes. People say my name reminds them of Starbucks that's because my dad's a grande coffee cup.
[Ben (Starbucks worker):]
Sorry Ariana you're through
[James (Starbucks worker 2):]
you're getting old almost 22
[Ben:]
And we need someone bigger than you
[Jessica:]
Wait what the hell are you saying?
[James:]
You need to get an upgrade
[Ben:]
Well actually totally replaced
[James:]
Say hi to Ariana Venti
[Stevie (Ariana Venti):]
I sing ever higher than you!