Rhett Link Fast Food Folk Song Lyrics

I'll start with a taco, soft like a cloud
I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud
I'll choose a chalupa, I'll grab a gordita
And two taco salads for our senoritas
And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream
It's a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream
A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists
A chicken border bowl. Are you gettin' all this?

And you know that nothing beats a
Hmmm, mmmm...Mexican Pizza...
We'll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes
And I admit, I've always felt
Like I'm in love with the meximelt
Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me...
As the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove
And that's it

No no no! that's not it ...I'll also take a...

Double-decker taco cause I'm feeling wild
And make my sauce Fire. Uh, he'll take mild
And we'll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts
For a chance at 25 dollars cash
I'm told there's a winner for every 5 minutes
I'm stealing your online code if you win it
Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones
I owe you 5. Plus interest--it was a loan
And I think we'll be satisfied, if we get some mexican rice on the side
And that's it