Issue No 109 May The Best Pet Win Lyrics
May The Best Pet Win by Issue No. 109
RAINBOWDASH:
Hey! Now wait a minute! Just because I don't have a pet now; doesn't mean I'll never want to have a pet!
FLUTTERSHY:
Oh, Really?! You really wanna pet?! Cuz' I've got so many wonderful choices at my house! oh, and I know you'll just love them and they'll love you! ahhh,AND YOU'LL BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER AND EVER! ahhh!
FLUTTERSHY:
Now, Rainbow my dear, I cannot express my delight!
It's abundantly clear that somewhere out here is a pet that will suit you just right!
RAINBOWDASH:
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules!
It's the utmost importance that the pet that I get is something that's awesome and cool!
FLUTTERSHY:
Awesome, cool, got it.
I have so many wonderful choices just wait you will see!
RAINBOWDASH:
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me!
FLUTTERSHY:
Sure! How bout a bunny their cutesy and wootesy and quick as can be!
RAINBOWDASH:
Cutesy? Wootesy? Have you even met me?
FLUTTERSHY:
Rainbow, have faith, you see, I will bet you,
somewhere in here is a pet that will get you!
Come on the sky's the limit!
RAINBOWDASH:
Sky is good. I'd like it to fly...
FLUTTERSHY:
Really? Because I think this wittle putty tat has its` name written all over you! yes he does! (meow) awe look! he likes you!
RAINBOWDASH:
Pass...
FLUTTERSHY:
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide!
There are Otters and Seals with massive appeal!
RAINBOWDASH:
Otters and Seals do not fly...
FLUTTERSHY:
Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water (Oorf! Oorf!)
RAINBOWDASH:
That's it! I'm outta here.
FLUTTERSHY:
Wait! There must be a pet here that will fit the ticket! How bout a ladybug or a cute cricket!
RAINBOWDASH:
Bigger, and cooler!
FLUTTERSHY:
bigger, cooler, right!
I've got just the thing in that tree dash!
Meet you're new fabulous pet squirrley!
RAINBOWDASH:
It's, just a squirrel..
FLUTTERSHY:
Not just any squirrel, a flying squirrel!
RAINBOWDASH:
Yeah so like I was saying...
Fluttershy pal, this won't cut!
I need a pet to keep up with me...
something awesome, something flying,
with coolness that defies gravity!
FLUTTERSHY:
I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly?
RAINBOWDASH:
You think?
FLUTTERSHY:
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky!
Like a sweet humming bird or a giant monarch butterfly!
RAINBOWDASH:
Better, but cooler!
FLUTTERSHY:
I see... How bout an owl or a wasp or a toucan?
There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that!
There are falcons and eagles, they are both quite regal! or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat.
RAINBOWDASH:
Now you're talking! But instead of just one stand out, now that's too many!
So many choices!
And such riches of plenty!
FLUTTERSHY:
Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me!
RAINBOWDASH:
The bat would be awesome
but the wasp I'm digging too!
Do you have something in a yellow stripped bat!?
FLUTTERSHY:
No, I've got a hot pink flamingo
just dying to meet you!
RAINBOWDASH:
What to do, what to do.
*GASP* a prize! That's it!
There's really just one way!
To find out which animal's best!
Hold a contest of speed! agility and guts!
That will put each pet to the test!
FLUTTERSHY:
Don't forget style that should be considered
RAINBOWDASH:
then we'll now for sure who's best of the litter
FLUTTERSHY: the one who is awesome and, cool!
RAINBOWDASH:
just like me!
can't settle for less
cuz' I'm the best!
BOTH:
hold a contest we will see!
RAINBOWDASH:
Who's the number one greatest pet in the world for me!
FLUTTERSHY:
may the games begin!
BOTH:
And May The Best Pet Win!
Thanks to Fluttershy
Hey! Now wait a minute! Just because I don't have a pet now; doesn't mean I'll never want to have a pet!
FLUTTERSHY:
Oh, Really?! You really wanna pet?! Cuz' I've got so many wonderful choices at my house! oh, and I know you'll just love them and they'll love you! ahhh,AND YOU'LL BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER AND EVER! ahhh!
FLUTTERSHY:
Now, Rainbow my dear, I cannot express my delight!
It's abundantly clear that somewhere out here is a pet that will suit you just right!
RAINBOWDASH:
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules!
It's the utmost importance that the pet that I get is something that's awesome and cool!
FLUTTERSHY:
Awesome, cool, got it.
I have so many wonderful choices just wait you will see!
RAINBOWDASH:
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me!
FLUTTERSHY:
Sure! How bout a bunny their cutesy and wootesy and quick as can be!
RAINBOWDASH:
Cutesy? Wootesy? Have you even met me?
FLUTTERSHY:
Rainbow, have faith, you see, I will bet you,
somewhere in here is a pet that will get you!
Come on the sky's the limit!
RAINBOWDASH:
Sky is good. I'd like it to fly...
FLUTTERSHY:
Really? Because I think this wittle putty tat has its` name written all over you! yes he does! (meow) awe look! he likes you!
RAINBOWDASH:
Pass...
FLUTTERSHY:
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide!
There are Otters and Seals with massive appeal!
RAINBOWDASH:
Otters and Seals do not fly...
FLUTTERSHY:
Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water (Oorf! Oorf!)
RAINBOWDASH:
That's it! I'm outta here.
FLUTTERSHY:
Wait! There must be a pet here that will fit the ticket! How bout a ladybug or a cute cricket!
RAINBOWDASH:
Bigger, and cooler!
FLUTTERSHY:
bigger, cooler, right!
I've got just the thing in that tree dash!
Meet you're new fabulous pet squirrley!
RAINBOWDASH:
It's, just a squirrel..
FLUTTERSHY:
Not just any squirrel, a flying squirrel!
RAINBOWDASH:
Yeah so like I was saying...
Fluttershy pal, this won't cut!
I need a pet to keep up with me...
something awesome, something flying,
with coolness that defies gravity!
FLUTTERSHY:
I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly?
RAINBOWDASH:
You think?
FLUTTERSHY:
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky!
Like a sweet humming bird or a giant monarch butterfly!
RAINBOWDASH:
Better, but cooler!
FLUTTERSHY:
I see... How bout an owl or a wasp or a toucan?
There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that!
There are falcons and eagles, they are both quite regal! or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat.
RAINBOWDASH:
Now you're talking! But instead of just one stand out, now that's too many!
So many choices!
And such riches of plenty!
FLUTTERSHY:
Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me!
RAINBOWDASH:
The bat would be awesome
but the wasp I'm digging too!
Do you have something in a yellow stripped bat!?
FLUTTERSHY:
No, I've got a hot pink flamingo
just dying to meet you!
RAINBOWDASH:
What to do, what to do.
*GASP* a prize! That's it!
There's really just one way!
To find out which animal's best!
Hold a contest of speed! agility and guts!
That will put each pet to the test!
FLUTTERSHY:
Don't forget style that should be considered
RAINBOWDASH:
then we'll now for sure who's best of the litter
FLUTTERSHY: the one who is awesome and, cool!
RAINBOWDASH:
just like me!
can't settle for less
cuz' I'm the best!
BOTH:
hold a contest we will see!
RAINBOWDASH:
Who's the number one greatest pet in the world for me!
FLUTTERSHY:
may the games begin!
BOTH:
And May The Best Pet Win!
Thanks to Fluttershy