Jerrod Niemann Donkey Lyrics

Put my Chevy in the ditch
A couple grand to get it fixed
Bank account runnin' dry
Boss ain't got no overtime.

Friday rolls around
Gotta get this party to town
Got nothin' to drive
But just outside, I hear my ride

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
(Donkey bray)
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
(Donkey bray)

George Jones took a John Deere tractor
I hope my donkey gets there faster
When I pull up in no pickup truck
Jocks break out in laughter

But the ladies think it's cool
I kick it with a mule
I fill their glass, they tip 'em back
They dig the way I ride that ass

And I do
You would if you could, too
They all walk funny when they're done
Ridin' you-know-who
Yeah!

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
(Donkey bray)
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
(Donkey bray)

All the ladies like to ride
Oh, the ladies like to ride
All the ladies like to ride
The ladies like my
D-O-N-K-E-Y!

When they say that it's last call
No, I don't sweat it y'all
Got a bottle in the saddle
A six pack in the stall

So, baby, what you say
We giddy-up to my place
We hit the barn, ain't no harm
Rollin' in the hay
Hey!

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
(Donkey bray)
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
(Donkey bray)

(Gonna ride) Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
(Gonna ride) Down to the honky tonky
(Gonna ride that donkey) It's gonna get funky, funky
(Donkey bray)
(Gonna ride) Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
(Gonna ride) Down to the honky tonky
(Gonna ride that donkey) It's gonna get funky, funky
(Donkey bray)

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
(Donkey bray, laughter)