Chris Kenner Land Of 1000 Dances Lyrics

Children, go where I send you
(Where will you send me?)
I'm gonna send you to that land
The land of a thousand dances

Got to know how to Pony (oh, yeah)
Like Bony Moronie (ooh, ooh)

You got to know how to Twist (oh, yeah)
Goes like this (ooh, ooh)

Mashed Potato (oh, yeah)
Do The Alligator (ooh, ooh)

Twist the Twister (oh, yeah)
Like your little sister (ooh, ooh)

Then you get to your Yo-Yo (oh, yeah)
Say hey, let's go, go (ooh, ooh)

Get out on your knees (oh, yeah)
Do The Sweet Peas (ooh, ooh)

Roll over on your back (oh, yeah)
Say I like it like that (ooh, ooh)

Do The Watusi (oh, yeah)
Do The Watusi (ooh, ooh)

Can you do The Fly? (oh, yeah)
With a Hand Jive? (ooh, ooh)

Can you do The Slop? (oh, yeah)
The Chicken and The Bop? (ooh, ooh)

Can you do The Fish? (oh, yeah)
A slow, slow Twist? (ooh, ooh)

Can you do The Flow? (oh, yeah)
Got to move so low (ooh, ooh)

Can you do The Tango? (oh, yeah)
Takes two to tango (ooh, ooh)

Popeye, children
Popeye, children
Popeye, children
Come on children
I wanna show you (oh, yeah)
This little place (ooh, ooh)
Across the track (oh, yeah)

The name of this place (ooh, ooh)
Is I like it like that (oh, yeah)

The name of the band (ooh, ooh)
The Twistolettes (oh, yeah)

Come on, children (ooh, ooh)
I want to show you (oh, yeah)
I want to show you (ooh, ooh)
I want to show you (oh, yeah)
Come on children