Toby Keith Call A Marine Lyrics

I was sittin in a bar, boozin and losin
And some jackoff walks up cruisin for a bruisin
Poppin off and makin my whole redneck red
He asked my girl if shed like to dance
He had three buddies so I had no chance
I looked around the room for a friend and I saw Fred
A quick evaluation of the situation
And we entered into a conversation
It seemed to last the better part of the next two songs
Now I didnt say and they didnt ask
But Fred did two tours over in Iraq
And, son, it was over before it was even on.

Call a Marine
Instead of 911
Theyre built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When youre in knee deep and youre up shits creek
And youve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!

Now my sisters husband didnt love her no more
And he runned off with a skinny little whore
And left her sittin around the house with a couple of kids
She just lays around in that muumuu gown
Old girl put on about 35 pounds
One day I went over to her house and I said, Hey, sis
If you wanna fix what troubles you
Just ease down to the VFW
And youll walk through the door and turns those boys heads
For most of those boys its been awhile
Just show a little leg and that Marlboro smile
And if that dont work out for you, girl, ask for Fred.

Call a Marine
Instead of 911
Theyre built to improvise, adapt and overcome
If youre in knee deep and youre up shits creek
Youve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!

Some douche bag rises up and overthrows his government
Diplomacy aint workin and the ammos all been spent
The world is in a crisis and the medias a curse
Ill tell you what to do
When it goes from bad to worse

Call a Marine
Instead of 911
Theyre built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When youre in knee deep and youre up shits creek
And youve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!

Tell you what to do, baby
You can call. . .
Call a Marine!
Yeah! Yeah!