Cooper Alan Can T Dance Lyrics
Can't Dance by Cooper Alan
Excuse me
I don't mean to be rude, see
But couldn't help notice you standing there grooving
Tryna bust a move
How bout we hit that dance floor?
But first, I'll get a little somethin' somethin' on ice
Then I'm James Brown in my mind
And that liquid courage kicks in
Cause I can't dance for sh_t
But I can do a little something like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding these hips are stiff
Yeah I can't dance for sh_t
Some things just can't be taught
But watch me give it everything I've got
Give it my best shot
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
All night
I see you smiling
You gotta give me props for tryin'
I feel it down deep
Bringing that heat
Dad moves on fleek
Yeah the flesh is willing but the feet are weak
So first, I'll get a little somethin' somethin' on ice
Then I'm JT in my mind
And that liquid courage kicks in
Cause I can't dance for sh_t
But I can do a little something like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding these hips are stiff
Yeah I can't dance for sh_t
Some things just can't be taught
But watch me give it everything I've got
Give it my best shot
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
All night
But first, I'll get a little Patron on ice
Then I'm Bruno in my mind
When that liquid courage kicks in
Cause I can't dance for sh_t
But I can do a little somethin' like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding these hips are stiff
Yeah I can't dance for sh_t
I don't mean to be rude, see
But couldn't help notice you standing there grooving
Tryna bust a move
How bout we hit that dance floor?
But first, I'll get a little somethin' somethin' on ice
Then I'm James Brown in my mind
And that liquid courage kicks in
Cause I can't dance for sh_t
But I can do a little something like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding these hips are stiff
Yeah I can't dance for sh_t
Some things just can't be taught
But watch me give it everything I've got
Give it my best shot
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
All night
I see you smiling
You gotta give me props for tryin'
I feel it down deep
Bringing that heat
Dad moves on fleek
Yeah the flesh is willing but the feet are weak
So first, I'll get a little somethin' somethin' on ice
Then I'm JT in my mind
And that liquid courage kicks in
Cause I can't dance for sh_t
But I can do a little something like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding these hips are stiff
Yeah I can't dance for sh_t
Some things just can't be taught
But watch me give it everything I've got
Give it my best shot
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
All night
But first, I'll get a little Patron on ice
Then I'm Bruno in my mind
When that liquid courage kicks in
Cause I can't dance for sh_t
But I can do a little somethin' like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding these hips are stiff
Yeah I can't dance for sh_t