Cooper Alan Captain Morgan Me Lyrics

Well I turned on the TV, and lookin' back at me
Was a man wavin' his arms and screamin'
So I took my shoes off and put on my flip flops
And got me a beer for drinkin'
I might throw my TV out the window
And grow out a beard, that sounds nice
Just tryna find myself a little redneck paradise

It's Tiki Hut Tuesday, at a bar call The Ocean's Way
And it's only two bucks to get in
They got one dollar bud lights, and daiquiris on ice
And a blow up pool you can swim in
And Ray at the bar makes 'em strong
And Ronnie always dims the lights
We're just floatin' along in a redneck paradise

We'll forget all my convictions, right now my only mission
Is forgettin' what I came here to do
'Cause all the crazy sons of b_tches, they got my head itchin'
I'd like to flip them a finger too
Lookin' around this kinda thing
Yeah we might oughta give it a whirl
Captain Morgan and me, are gonna change the world

Jesse works all week long, but on Tuesday she puts on
Her hula skirt and coconut bikini
While Bobby has a couple shots in a ripped up tank top
Willie and his wife drink appletinis
With all the mess goin' on
We all get along here fine
Singin' Kumbaya in a redneck paradise

While all the crazy politicians, they act like they're magicians
Can they not find something' better to do?
Well the world is goin' crazy, someone come and save me
Or else I might go crazy too
We might be on to somethin' here
Yeah we might oughta give it a whirl
'Cause Captain Morgan and me are gonna change the world

Well it ain't no rocket science, with all these people cryin'
It's 'bout time we try something new
Well I might sound like I'm a dreamer, but I'm just a true believer
In the power of a beer or two
So if I get a little bit rowdy, consider it an effort to do a little more
'Cause Captain Morgan and me are gonna change the world
Captain Morgan and me are gonna change the world