South Park Suck My Balls Mr Garrison From The Movie Lyrics

[Mr Garrison]
Okay children, lets start off with a few new maths problems. What's 5x2?
C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?

[Clyde]
12?

[Mr Garrison]
Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a
Complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.

[Kyle]
I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!

[Cartman]
Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!

[Kyle]
Shut up fat boy!

[Cartman]
Hey! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!

[Mr Garrison]
Eric! Did you just say the 'f' word?!

[Cartman]
Jew?

[Kyle]
No, he's talkin' about fuck. You can't say fuck in school, you
Fuckin' fat ass.

[Mr Garrison]
Kyle!

[Cartman]
Why the fuck not?

[Mr Garrison]
Eric!

[Stan]
Dude, you just said fuck again!

[Mr Garrison]
Stanley!

[Kenny]
(muffled) fuck

[Mr Garrison]
Kenny!

[Cartman]
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[Mr Garrison]
How would you like to go see the school councellor?!

[Cartman]
How would you like to suck my balls?

* Big gasp from whole class*

[Mr Garrison]
What did you say?!?!

[Cartman]
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Actually, what I said was,
* Pulls out megaphone*
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!"

(Stan) Holy shit dude.