Lazy Coffee No Ordinary Bubba Lyrics

Verse
It's Friday night and I'm sitting here alone
No one's calling me on this dang phone
No parties, no dancing, no walks by the river
No holding hands, no sweet little kisses
I don't know all the love that I'm missing
I'm so lonesome, all I do is shiver

Bridge
How can I get a date in a town where all the men are married?
And the ones who aren't, Bubba is the name they carry!
I ain't too much for going out with Bubba,
but I really would like to have a good hubba
Ain't no ordinary Bubba gonna do!

Verse
I don't like riding in your pickup truck
I don't like carrying your dog for luck
I don't like going fishing in your plastic canoe
I don't like tobacco running down your chin
I don't like lookin' at your toothless grin
Ain't no ordinary Bubba gonna do

Bridge
How can I get a date in a town where all the men are married?
And the ones who aren't, Bubba is the name they carry!
I ain't too much for going out with Bubba
but I really would like to have a good hubba
Ain't no ordinary Bubba gonna do!