Generation O Damp Sheets Lyrics

(Chorus)
Oh, oh, damp sheets! What ya gonna do?
Ain't no way I'm gonna hide it when it's soaking through and through.
Oh, oh, damp sheets! What ya gonna do?
Make me wear a diaper 'til I'm thirty-two?

(Verse 1)
I guess I shoulda listened to what my mother said:
"Now don't drink all that fruit juice right before you go to bed!"
I had a little accident.
Don't need to call the president.
Can't we just get over it instead?

(Chorus)
Oh, oh, damp sheets! What ya gonna do?
Ain't no way I'm gonna hide it when it's soaking through and through.
Oh, oh, damp sheets! What ya gonna do?
Make me wear a diaper 'til I'm thirty-two?

(Verse 2)
It wasn't much or nothin', so let's turn the other cheek.
'Cause it wasn't like a waterfall; it was just a little leak.
I had a little accident.
Don't need to call the president.
Can't we just get over it instead? (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Chorus)
Oh, oh, damp sheets! What ya gonna do?
Ain't no way I'm gonna hide it! It's soaking through and through.
Oh, oh, damp sheets! What ya gonna do?
Make me wear a diaper 'til I'm thirty-two?
Don't make me wear a diaper 'til I'm thirty-two,
'Cause I won't wear a diaper, how 'bout you?