Spongebob Squarepants Idiot Fiends Lyrics

Hey everybody! It's good to be here at the Crusty Canteena!
We've got a real special show tonight...
Featuring my new best pal, this guy!
He's an idiot!

So what are we gonna sing about, Spongebob?
We're gonna sing a song about friends!
What kind of friends, Spongebob?
Well, listen up and I'll tell you!

[Happy folk-like music playing]

Who's there for you when you are sad and down?
Idiot Friends!
Who picks you up and smacks you all around?
Idiot Friends!

Who puts thorns in you so you can save the town?
Idiot Friends,
Idiot Friends,
Idiot Friends!

[Instrumental]

Idiot Friends
Idiot Friends

You know, Spongebob,
All we've been doing is singing about
what I did to you, well,
What have you done for me?

[snicker]

Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?
Thanks buddy! (Curses!)
Who, an idiot friend would do that?
Let's bring it home, idiot friend!
Okay!

Who lets you ride on his coffins?
Who slaps you hard and often?
WHat do you and me have in common?
We're idiot friends!

(Applause)