Songdrops If Our Love Was An Outhouse Lyrics
If Our Love Was An Outhouse by Songdrops
[Verse 1]
If our love was some swamp gas it would make a sweet sound.
If our love was a skunk but it would stay on the ground.
If our love was a camel it wouldn't much spit.
If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbecue pit.
I wrote this sweet love song special for you.
Since I forgot your birthday it's the least I could do.
[Chorus]
I love you as far as a turkey can fly.
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry.
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim.
I love you as deep as the doo-doo I'm in.
[Verse 2]
If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high.
If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi.
If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mould.
If our love was an outhouse it would be made of gold.
I wrote this sweet love song special for you.
Next time I'll notice your brand new hairdo.
[Chorus]
I love you as far as a turkey can fly.
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry.
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim.
I love you as deep as the doo-doo I'm in.
[Verse 3]
If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings.
If our love was a cowpie it would make noses sing.
If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice.
If our love was an outhouse it would have no horseflies.
I wrote this sweet love song special for you.
I think I misspelled your name on my two new tattoos.
But...
[Chorus]
I love you as far as a turkey can fly.
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry.
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim.
I love you as deep as the doo-doo I'm in.
[Verse 4]
If our love was a camel it wouldn't much spit.
If our love was an outhouse it would smell like a barbecue pit.
I wrote this sweet love song special for you.
Don't thank me, just make me more cornbread and stew.
Honey, you're sweeter than bathtub mildew.
If our love was some swamp gas it would make a sweet sound.
If our love was a skunk but it would stay on the ground.
If our love was a camel it wouldn't much spit.
If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbecue pit.
I wrote this sweet love song special for you.
Since I forgot your birthday it's the least I could do.
[Chorus]
I love you as far as a turkey can fly.
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry.
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim.
I love you as deep as the doo-doo I'm in.
[Verse 2]
If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high.
If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi.
If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mould.
If our love was an outhouse it would be made of gold.
I wrote this sweet love song special for you.
Next time I'll notice your brand new hairdo.
[Chorus]
I love you as far as a turkey can fly.
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry.
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim.
I love you as deep as the doo-doo I'm in.
[Verse 3]
If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings.
If our love was a cowpie it would make noses sing.
If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice.
If our love was an outhouse it would have no horseflies.
I wrote this sweet love song special for you.
I think I misspelled your name on my two new tattoos.
But...
[Chorus]
I love you as far as a turkey can fly.
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry.
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim.
I love you as deep as the doo-doo I'm in.
[Verse 4]
If our love was a camel it wouldn't much spit.
If our love was an outhouse it would smell like a barbecue pit.
I wrote this sweet love song special for you.
Don't thank me, just make me more cornbread and stew.
Honey, you're sweeter than bathtub mildew.