The Rubinoos How Fast Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Take me to the doctor, the emergency room
Throw me in the psych ward if I come unglued
Put your face in the mirror, touch the tip of your nose
How fast does this thing go?

[Verse 2]
Take a letter to the capitol, put it in the governor's hands
Spend a month of Sundays swinging from a ceiling fan
On a Shetland pony in a jet black robe
How fast does this thing go? (Whoa)

[Verse 3]
Put me under your pillow when you go to sleep
Throw me in a bottle, toss me out to sea
On the way to somewhere, destination unknown
How fast does this thing go?

[Outro]
How fast does this thing go? I wanna know
How fast does this thing go?