Warm Thoughts Your Haircut Man Lyrics

I'll still give you haircuts if you let me
We can forget we ever tried anything
I'll sweep your hair up off the floor
Keep it in a zip-lock bag
And keep it in my top drawer

I'm just your haircut man now
So please come and sit down
Let me touch your hair
In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way
In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way
In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way
In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way

But I have to lay here on our couch
And listen to you fuck every night
I want to move out
I want to move on

It's not me you're sharing your room with anymore
I want to move out
I want to move on

I have to lay here on our couch
And listen to you fuck every night
I want to move out
I want to move on

It's not me you're trying new things with behind closed doors
I want to move out
I want to move on