Buffering The Vampire Slayer Ted Lyrics


Ted by Buffering The Vampire Slayer

[Verse 1]
Here lies Ted
Ted is dead
May he rest
In little pieces
Scraps all heaped up
To the sky

[Verse 2]
Here lies Ted
No tears shed
He always said
'take no malarkey”
And he had no heartbeat
In his chest

[Verse 3]
Here lies Ted
The evidence
Of four ex-wives
Found in a closet
In his apartment
Underground

*whistling*

[Verse 4]
Here lies Ted
May he rest
In deep distress
And never call me
'little lady”
Ever again

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