Peter Alsop My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny Lyrics

[Chorus]
My brother threw up on my stuffed toy bunny.
You better not laugh 'cause it really isn't funny.
It was lying in my bed when I was sound asleep,
But it could've been worse, yeah, it could've been me.

[Verse 1]
My bunny's name was Bill and he pink and white.
His eyes were purple and he glowed at night.
His ears were ragged and his nose was red.
He was soft as a pillow from his paws to his head.
And then...

[Chorus]
My brother threw up on my stuffed toy bunny.
You better not laugh 'cause it really isn't funny.
It was lying in my bed when I was sound asleep,
But it could've been worse, yeah, it could've been me.

[Verse 2]
Dad tried to help me when I started to scream.
He threw my bunny in the washing machine,
But my bunny Bill still smells so bad,
And I lost the best friend a kid ever had,
Because...

[Chorus]
My brother threw up on my stuffed toy bunny.
You better not laugh 'cause it really isn't funny.
It was lying in my bed when I was sound asleep,
But it could've been worse, yeah, it could've been me.

[Verse 3]
My bunny now sits on my shelf at home,
Next to my smelly toy telephone,
And a dirty old bear with stains and spots,
'Cause my little brother throws up a lot.
Yeah...

[Chorus]
My brother threw up on my stuffed toy bunny.
You better not laugh 'cause it really isn't funny.
It was lying in my bed when I was sound asleep,
But it could've been worse, yeah, it could've been me.
Y'know it could've been worse... Y'know, it could've been me.