Bowling For Soup Got Beat Up By A Girl Lyrics
Got Beat Up By A Girl by Bowling for Soup
Some girl named Sally walked up
and asked me
"What's the story?"
I said it's something with inning
beginning and a plot
and she said "No!"
"I know you know!"
"And you know that I know you know!"
and I said "What?"
and she took the shot
I got beat up by a girl
with the right hook
straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
or maybe she got lucky
either way you lived that day
a thousand times
in my aching head
But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
how proud he'd be
if he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl
I never even saw it coming
hey, does someone have
an aspirin
was I caught looking up her skirt
or was it someone that I did?
And I said
Wait!
Not in the face!
And then she punched me in the face
and kicked my nuts
I think she hates my guts
I got beat up by a girl
with the right hook
straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
or maybe she got lucky
either way you lived that day
a thousand times
in my aching head
You know I never lived it down
and I feel like such a...
fool
as I lay there on the ground
it was hard to keep it cool
But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
how proud he'd be
if he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl
got beat up by a girl
And then one day
Junior High
in the corner of a cafeteria
listening to a stereo
on a walk
then munching on some rasin blend
was the Girl that kicked my butt
all the way to Pizza Hut
at least that's how she put it way back in
I said
hello
She said
F O!
I said "Let's put this in the past"
and then she whooped my ass
again
I got beat up by a girl
with the right hook
straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
or maybe she got lucky
either way you lived that day
a thousand times
in my aching head
You know I never lived it down
and I feel like such a...
fool
as I lay there on the ground
it was hard to look cool
But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
how proud he'd be
if he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl
and asked me
"What's the story?"
I said it's something with inning
beginning and a plot
and she said "No!"
"I know you know!"
"And you know that I know you know!"
and I said "What?"
and she took the shot
I got beat up by a girl
with the right hook
straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
or maybe she got lucky
either way you lived that day
a thousand times
in my aching head
But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
how proud he'd be
if he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl
I never even saw it coming
hey, does someone have
an aspirin
was I caught looking up her skirt
or was it someone that I did?
And I said
Wait!
Not in the face!
And then she punched me in the face
and kicked my nuts
I think she hates my guts
I got beat up by a girl
with the right hook
straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
or maybe she got lucky
either way you lived that day
a thousand times
in my aching head
You know I never lived it down
and I feel like such a...
fool
as I lay there on the ground
it was hard to keep it cool
But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
how proud he'd be
if he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl
got beat up by a girl
And then one day
Junior High
in the corner of a cafeteria
listening to a stereo
on a walk
then munching on some rasin blend
was the Girl that kicked my butt
all the way to Pizza Hut
at least that's how she put it way back in
I said
hello
She said
F O!
I said "Let's put this in the past"
and then she whooped my ass
again
I got beat up by a girl
with the right hook
straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
or maybe she got lucky
either way you lived that day
a thousand times
in my aching head
You know I never lived it down
and I feel like such a...
fool
as I lay there on the ground
it was hard to look cool
But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
how proud he'd be
if he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl