Toby Marlow And Lucy Moss Ex Wives Lyrics


Ex-Wives by Toby Marlow And Lucy Moss

Catherine of aragon
Divorced

Anne boleyn
Beheaded

Jane seymour
Died

Anne of cleves
Divorced

Katherine howard
Beheaded

Catherine parr
Survived

Catherine of aragon
(spoken)
And tonight we are

All
Live

Catherine of aragon
Listen up, let me tell you a story

Anne boleyn
A story that you think
You've heard before

Jane seymour
We know you know our names
And our fame and our faces

Anne of cleves
Know all about the glories
And the disgraces

Katherine howard
I'm done 'cause all this time
I've been just one word
In a stupid rhyme

Catherine parr
So I picked up a pen and a microphone

All
History's about to get overthrown

Catherine of aragon
Divorced

Anne boleyn
Beheaded

Jane seymour
Died

Anne of cleves
Divorced

Katherine howard
Beheaded

Catherine parr
Survived

All
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
Live!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Raising up the roof
Till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
That we'll be revealing
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
... But now we're ex-wives

Catherine of aragon
All you ever hear
And read about

Anne boleyn
Is our ex and the way it ended

Jane seymour
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush

Anne of cleves
You're gonna find out
How we got unfriended

Katherine howard
Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice
'cause we're taking you to court

Catherine parr
Every tudor rose has its thorns
And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort

Catherine of aragon
Divorced

Anne boleyn
Beheaded

Jane seymour
Died

Anne of cleves
Divorced

Katherine howard
Beheaded

Catherine parr
Survived

All
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
Live!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Dancing to the beat
Till the break of day. Once
We're done, we'll start again
Like it's the renaissance
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
... But now we're ex-wives

Divorced

Catherine of aragon
My name is catherine of aragon
Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won't try that again

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Beheaded

Anne boleyn
I'm that boleyn girl
And I'm up next, see
I broke england from the church
Yeah, I'm that sexy
Why did I lose my head?
Well my sleeves may be green
But my lipstick's red!

All
Died

Jane seymour
Jane seymour, the only one he truly loved

All
Rude

Jane seymour
When my son was newly born
I died, but I'm not what I seem
Or am i?
Stick around and you'll
Suddenly see more...

All
Divorced

Anne of cleves
Ich bin anna of cleves

All
Ja

Anne of cleves
When he saw my portrait he was like...

All
Jaa

Anne of cleves
But I didn't look as good
As I did in my pic
Funny how we all discuss that
But never henry's little...

Katherine howard
Prick up your ears, I'm the katherine
Who lost her head

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Beheaded

Katherine howard
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your husbands
Lock up your sons
K howard is here
And the fun's begun

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Survived

Catherine parr
Five down, I'm the final wife
I saw him to the end of his life
I'm the survivor, catherine parr
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said I bet you wanna know
How we got this far

All
Do you wanna know how we got this far?
Then welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Get your hands up
Get this party buzzing
You want a queen bee
Well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
But now we're ex-wives!

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