Chancellorpink Cracking Up Lyrics

Bob the Butcher brings down his favorite cleaver
On the friendly hands of Wally and the Beaver
Trucker Tom told Mr. Grand, "You're out of luck"
And accidentally tossed him in his garbage truck

When the revolution comes around
Baby, will you hold me down?
When trouble comes, will you be packing up?
Or would you save this man from cracking up?

Aunt Lilly slips on her rose buds, and she is planted
In her own garden, and the neighbors are enchanted
The students of Professor Pug poisoned his latte
Fear not, the wars of General George will save the day

When the revolution comes around
Baby, will you hold me down?
When trouble comes, will you be packing up?
Or will you save this man from cracking
From cracking up?

Maybe I'm a superstitious guy
Maybe I just hate to say goodbye
Maybe times are better than they seem
Maybe you're the lover of my dreams

But every summer sky gets turned to grey
And every dog gets put down one day
When trouble comes, will you be packing up?
Or would you save this man from cracking up?