Somo Santa Stole My Girlfriend Lyrics

Santa stole my girlfriend, k, I'm done with that
You can tell them presents, I'll take all these fucking cookies back
She's gonna wear him out all day 'cause all she like to do is smack
Then he'll be too tired to say, 'Ho, ho, ho' boo hoo, how sad

Never met a hater doing better than me
Even Santa had it coming like a shady MC
No, I'm not a rapper, but I need to release some steam
Misses Santa, have fun with that, I'm calling you second team

And I'm back all on that flow
With all them single girls who want more
With all them pretty girls who get low
Daddy's girl at first, but she'll show
Just how bad she is
She don't play around, it get serious
When she hops on that
And then we went to my crib
Took it all off and she bit on my lip
And then she looked up at me with those beautiful eyes
And said, 'Baby, I like it like this'
And that's what we did, I love that shit
Made me forget about the fact
That I almost had a heart attack
When I saw Santa kissing on her lips
Fuck it

Santa stole my girlfriend, k, I'm done with that
You can tell them presents, I'll take all these fucking cookies back
She's gonna wear him out all day 'cause all she like to do is smack
Then he'll be too tired to say, 'Ho, ho, ho' boo hoo, how sad

Christmas day is coming and I couldn't give a shit
Santa stole my fucking girlfriend, know you stripping on a chick
I've got a grip, I've got a handle on it, I could use a bit
One of them sexy ass elves to come over and do the splits
Ha!

Santa stole my girlfriend, k, I'm done with that
You can tell them presents, I'll take all these fucking cookies back
She's gonna wear him out all day 'cause all she like to do is smack
Then he'll be too tired to say, 'Ho, ho, ho' boo hoo, how sad

I don't need that shit right back