Chuggaboom Fat Guy In A Little Coat Lyrics

Heurghhha

Im either drunk high or about to die
Im thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life
Im getting desperate, how did i end up in this mess
Im always making bad decisions
Yeah im like a carnivore
Im eating all the herbivores
What what
Youre like a snail without its trail a party without a hat

I dont like anything at all
Except for cupcakes and coffee
I feel like im getting sucked into a black hole
Whenever i talk to you
What have you done to me?
Why can't i feel anything?
I know i suck but so do you i hope you die fairly soon

Everything sucks, everything can get fucked
I hate the ground i hate the sky
I hate the dirt inside my eye
'cause everything is super fucking lame
And everyone is always super fucking gay
Not that thats a problem im all for equality
I even signed up to support that campaign heforshe
We all get bullied left right and centre
Because everyone sucks and i hate them

Drunk high or about to die
Im thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life
Im getting desperate how did i end up in this mess
Im always making bad decisions

I dont like anything at all
Except for cupcackes and coffee
I feel like im getting sucked into a black hole
Whenever i talk to you
What have you done to me?
Why can't i feel anything?
I know i suck but so do you i hope you die very soon
Im either drunk high or about to die