Chuggaboom I Just Had Sex Lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah, we did it
Lonely Island
It's ChuggaBoom

[Chorus]
I just had sex, and it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex, and I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past

[Verse 1]
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done
Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
But sure nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever! Now, sing

[Chorus]
I just had sex, and it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
Wanna tell the world

[Verse 2]
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense! But, man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing! She could be my wife
That good? The best thirty seconds of my life
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better
Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater

[Bridge]
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them, yeah
Whether you're near or far, whether short or tall, yeah
We wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you

[Interlude]
She kept looking at her watch
Doesn't matter, had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter, had sex
I think she might've been a racist
Doesn't matter, had sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts!

[Bridge]
I just had sex, and my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you've had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me

[Chorus]
I just had sex, and it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex, and I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past
(Sex has gotta be so great)