Dear Seattle Daytime Tv Lyrics

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You're like cheap wine to my channel 9
'Cause 60 minutes never felt so damn right
But I know the rules of the game are working against me

Days 1, 2, 3 are staring at me
As I stare at my phone and start pondering
How bad it would be to just be me

But I know that I should suffer
'Cause WikiHow is saying that to be a good lover
I have to understand my lover's boundaries

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If you knew me it would be easier to see
That I'm a product of my anxiety

But I count to 3 and remember to breathe
As I stare into space and start conjuring some words
To make you love me

But that's all that I can muster
'Cause Dr Phil is saying that to be a good lover
I have to show this girl that I have empathy

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But I know that I should suffer
'Cause Dr. Phil is saying that to be a good lover
I have to understand my lover's boundaries

You're like cheap wine to my channel 9
'Cause 60 minutes never felt so damn right
But I know the rules of the game are working against me

Days 1, 2, 3 are staring at me
As I stare at my phone and start pondering
How bad it would be to just be me