Cowbelly Demonetization Lyrics

[Intro]

'Demonetization is dropping your ratings,
To stop a migration of top innovation,
And content creation in opposite ways,
I saw your new status,
And got inspiration to drop a new cadence,
On top of your faces to mock and efface it,
The clock is still racing,
The mob is impatient,
A monster is waiting,
Cannot just escape it,
You'll drop like a cave-in,
YouTube you cray if,
You thought you would make it,
Past all the creators,
Who want to get paid for
Their awesome creations,
So take the advice of a god in the making,
All I got to say is,

CowbellyTV gets,
More traffic than a metropolis,
Yes b*** that's me,
And I'm still looking for where my profit is,
Don't get me wrong I'm on top of this,
Adpocalypse,
Youtube tried their best but there is simply no stopping this,

I'm on to the next vid,
They watch me like netflix,
Ideas are a virus,
And my thoughts are infected,

Keep it true for my crew,
Yeah I'm sicker than you,
Came all the way from antarctica,
And I still got the flu,

I'm making cash like I mint coins,
Rolling thick stacks like dis joint,
I'll pinpoint what you enjoy,
And pop your bubble like it's bitcoin,

Cuz I don't even need the sales,
I'm Superman on the paper trail,
My bank account's invincible,
It's just a matter of principle,

Youtube what the hell bro,
More crooked than Hillary's elbow,
More fake than Donald's spray tan,
Got you shaking like he shakes hands,
I guess Youtube hates fans,
I'll block you out ray bans,
So I won't see you later on,
When I'm making guac on Patreon,

I'm on top - bullrider,
Your outdated - oldtimer,
Your algorithm has alzheimer's,
Yeah I struck something - goldminer,

I don't let no one pass me,
I keep my s*** sassy,
You tried to stomach my hotsauce,
F***ed around and got lockjaw,

YouTube tryna demonetize,
I'll play you like my spotify,
Like congress I won't compromise,
I'll cut you down - economize,

You went low for the bottom line,
And sold out like my product line,
I don't care if I cross the line,
I call it fair like I toss a dime,

No strength and no spine,
Got you hiding like rodents,
I never thought I'd see the day when youtube was 'boneless”,
Advertisers want clean vids,
And they're spreading like cancer,
Where are youtube's balls?
Science still can't answer,

Just tell the advertisers that you can't switch the sorting,
It's really not that difficult,
It's not rick and morty,


Neutrality sounds mad woke,
And Ajit Pai you're a dad joke,
Keep it up, I'll beat you up,
With that stupid big-a** Reese's cup,

I make use of my clout,
Cowbelly calling s*** out,
Yeah I sprint through these verses,
They say I'm running my... mouth,

So what if I'm Censored,
I'll still say the f-word,
I'll act out at any age,
Shout out robert redford,

And yes, I like my christianity,
With a little extra profanity,
If that doesn't meet your standard,
So what? bro you mad at me?

Tossing hundreds on your girl, yeah she sure ain't chaste,
Got the moves like shakira, she don't waste that waist,
Diamond stud in her tongue she got expensive taste,
So I'm calling your loan, It ain't funny
B*** better have my money"