Pkew Pkew Pkew Glory Days Lyrics

Small dreams
Small town
I'm glad I'm not still around
'Cause the townies don't grow
They just stay the same
They just wanna relive that high school fame
And that was always something that scared me
That these could be the best days I'd ever see

But if those were your glory days
Well, I'm glad I wasn't around
Yeah, if those were your glory days
You must be real shitty now

Pickup trucks
Small-town racists
They get DUI's and they plead their cases on a Saturday night That's what you do
Dirt bikes
Choko jackets
Mediocre athletes who never had it
But you got a Fox Racing tattoo

If those were your glory days
I'm glad I wasn't around
If those were your glory days
You must be real shitty now

You got married straight outta high school
The prettiest girl, but she'll never love you
She gained a hundred pounds and so did you
Now drinking just doesn't hack it
All your friends left town or got bad drug habits
Please don't have any kids
We don't need more of you

If those were your glory days
I'm glad I wasn't around
If those were your glory days
You must be real shitty

If those were your glory days
I'm glad I wasn't around
If those were your glory days x3
You must be real shitty