Saturday Night Live Bee Hospital Lyrics

[ open on "Bee Hospital" title card, over organ-flavored soap opera music ]

Announcer: and now we return to "Bee Hospital."

[ dissolve to Bee Hospital waiting room, as prospective bee dads pace around one another ]

[ Nurse #1 enters carrying baby bee ]

Nurse #1: Mr. Bee!

Mr. Bee #1: Yes?

Nurse #1: Congratulations! It's a drone!

Mr. Bee #1: It's a drone! It's a drone!

[ the other Bees congratulate him accordingly, as Mr. Bee #1 follows Nurse #1 out of the scene ]

[ the pacing continues, as Nurse #2 enters carrying baby ]

Nurse #2: Mr. Bee?

Mr. Bee #2: Yes?

Nurse #2: Congratulations! It's a drone!


Mr. Bee #2: It's a drone! It's a drone!

[ the other Bees congratulate him accordingly, as Mr. Bee #2 follows Nurse #2 out of the scene ]

[ the pacing continues, as Nurse #3 enters carrying baby ]

Nurse #3: Mr. Bee?

Mr. Bee #3: Yes?

Nurse #3: Congratulations! It's a worker!

Mr. Bee #3: [ on the verge of disappointment ] It's a worker?

Other Bees: Hey, it's a worker. It's a worker.

Mr. Bee #3: [ happily ] Awwww, it's a worker!

[ dissolve to title card ]

Announcer: Thus, concludes this week's chapter of "Bee Hospital." And, now, a scene from next week's episode of "Bee Hospital."

[ dissolve back to the Bee Hospital waiting room, as the prospective bee dads continue to pace around one another ]

[ Nurse #1 enters carrying baby bee ]

Nurse #1: Mr. Bee?

Me. Bee #4: Yes?

Nurse #1: Congratulations, Mr. Bee, it's a queen!

[ the full group of Bees cheer triumphantly ]

[ dissolve back to title card ]

[ fade ]