Self Defense Family I Heard Crime Gets You Off Lyrics
I Heard Crime Gets You Off by Self Defense Family
Oscillating fan I took when I ran from the room using King James' book
To defend myself from blows to the head
If I'm gonna get fucked, I at least want my money's worth
Stumbled half-dead through a mall parking lot
No shoes, no shirt and one bloody sock
Man yelled 'freeze!” and I almost stopped
But I thought it all out and thought it better to not
Smashed a window for two dollars in change
Left a note on the windshield to lessen the pain
'Sorry, friend, I fucked up your Honda
Hope you're fully insured, but I got my own problems.”
Rode the bus to your place on 54th Street
Asked a bum for some help with the fire escape
Now I wait in the dark by your door
I hope you love surprises, this one's gonna be great
I heard crime gets you off
I heard crime gets you high
To defend myself from blows to the head
If I'm gonna get fucked, I at least want my money's worth
Stumbled half-dead through a mall parking lot
No shoes, no shirt and one bloody sock
Man yelled 'freeze!” and I almost stopped
But I thought it all out and thought it better to not
Smashed a window for two dollars in change
Left a note on the windshield to lessen the pain
'Sorry, friend, I fucked up your Honda
Hope you're fully insured, but I got my own problems.”
Rode the bus to your place on 54th Street
Asked a bum for some help with the fire escape
Now I wait in the dark by your door
I hope you love surprises, this one's gonna be great
I heard crime gets you off
I heard crime gets you high